Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Who's Laughing Part II


When Laughter Involves Exposing Secrets

“Hey you.” It was a voice I heard over the phone that brought me back onto Ramadan 2002, when I was stuck in horrendous traffic on the Federal Highway and with only minutes before buka puasa. My Volvo was low on gas at the time, so to save on the precious fuel, I pulled down the windows and switched off the air con. While my car crawled on the highway, I spotted a shiny red Evo that purred heavily beside me, and through the opened windows, I found a foxy mama with a pony tail driving it. Hot, I thought.

It wasn’t long that we caught each others eyes. She smiled at me a couple of times, and even mouthed out “Like your Volvo” to me. But before I could say thanks to her, the traffic cleared, forcing her car to zoom past by me. The luck, I thought. On my radio, the azan for maghrib played as I rushed to Shell to buy mineral water for me and gas for Volvo. Strangely, the stunning girl with the Evo was at the station as well.

“Sorry if I have disappeared,” she said over the phone, “I have been busy lately.”

Oh wow, same goes babe.

“Busy enough to have lost your sense of humor?”

And that’s when it hit me like a flying basketball to the face that she reads my blog. What??? How did you find out???

“It’s not hard Muddy. You’re the only copper stud I know in KL.”

Oh God! I thought.

“Muddy.”

Yeah?

“I am actually rushing to a movie, but I have to tell you that I know how to make you laugh again.”

How?

“That’s a secret plan,” she said. “I will tell you when I see you.”

We said goodbye and I continued to stare at the white ceiling from my bed. What is this secret plan she’s talking about, I thought. I wonder…

43 Comments:

Blogger Oreos said...

what a cliffhanger...

6:52 PM  
Blogger Khalil Long said...

Ah finally, a precocious talent showing why he is the heir to gongkapas times n roadiementary.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Sports Freak said...

Sounds interesting.. Just keep us posted on the 'secret plan'..

7:37 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Thank god I am a compulsive liar, so no one would know who is Vlad actually by reading through.

8:12 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

oooh do share us the secret once it is revealed. and the result of the secret too!!!

8:26 PM  
Blogger suzequatro said...

secret plan in yr dream? (frowning)

9:19 PM  
Blogger 9 said...

the suspense is bloody killing me..

9:23 PM  
Blogger P. Kay said...

hmph, knowing you i can imagine what her secret plan will entail :P

breakfast/lunchies this weekend to jumpstart the laughs! i be needing it.

9:27 PM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Masa gembira time. Yayyyyyy.

10:40 PM  
Blogger thinktankgal said...

Wahaaayyyy!!! Muddy!!!....Time to score ha!! he!he!..Have fun! Cheers!

11:39 PM  
Blogger Zed said...

yummy!

2:48 AM  
Blogger Capital B said...

Once the secret plan is revealed don't forget to share it here.

5:35 AM  
Blogger Shahriman Latif said...

What a cliffhanger, indeed. O__o

6:17 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

secret plans are always interesting! tell us ya? :)

6:27 AM  
Blogger mysara the bozo said...

tee hee... me fancy red evos too

5:46 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

err muddy, then she would be reading all these comments too right?

6:40 PM  
Blogger Chocolicious said...

LOL!! Dia nak ajak buat cerita hindustan tak? you know...nyanyi-nyani kat taman, main peek-a-boo kat pokok..

We await the conclusion with bated breath..

10:56 PM  
Blogger MamiJarum said...

Don't forget to share the 'secret plan' with us! *wink*

1:34 AM  
Blogger thingsaboottogetvaryinterestinghear said...

you know what to do right?

you do her in the pooper.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Elina said...

waaaah, muddy...such tantalising promises from this secretive female who guarantees so much yet reveals so little...

2:12 PM  
Blogger NeoWakko said...

what's a copper stud?

i know what she's got.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

oreos :

its a definite cliffhanger for me as well. Evo is currently in Sarawak, so i won't be able to know the "secret plan" until next week. damn.

khalil long :

clearly, i am not the heir to gongkapas or the roadiementary. our good man madnessinvain deserves the throne. as for me, i don't mind settling for the title of the knight with the dark horse. huhuhuhu....

and what happened to your blog? can't seem to get into it.

sports freak :

hahahaha...I asked Evo if she wouldn't mind if i wrote about the secret plan once it is revealed. she said she doesn't. ;)

so yeah, will do bro.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

vlad :

hahahahah...dude, are you telling me that you are not funny in real life? i don't believe that man. huhuhu...perhaps, we should chill one day so that you and yunus can make me laugh till my head explodes. huhuhu...

babe :

ah, yes, the result of the secret. will i laugh again like i used to? the conclusion will only be known when Evo comes back from Sarawak...;)

sooz :

secret plan in my dream? huhuhu...i am unsure what you are indicating. i am confused now (scratch scratch).

5:38 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

9 :

hahahhahah...what do you think its doing to me? i remember i even had a dream about what the secret plan would be. and it involved me performing at my company's dinner. i have no idea what was the relevance, but i seriously believe it has got to do with the secret plan...huhuhu...(see, the secret plan is making me mad)

khaylis :

you ni, always thinking dirty. aiyoooo...huhuhuhu

we have to meet up this weekend. brunch in bangsar babe? :)

5:43 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

madnessinvain :

well, it is indeed friday. well, then it is masa gembira time!!!yayyyyyyyyyyy! huhuhu...

thinktankgal :

hahahahah...you and khaylis pun sama. wei, i don't go to bed with everyone ok. huhuhuhu (but aiming to...MUAHAHAHAHHAHA).

zed :

hahahah...dude, you got brown eyes already who is hot hot hot in my books. leave Evo to me. :P

5:47 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

capital b :

hahahah...Evo said don't have too high an expectation on the secret plan. its simple but effective, or so she says.

but definitely, i will share. ;)

shariman latiff :

hey, thanks for dropping by. :) you're the second person who said its a cliffhanger. i now only imagine me losing my grip and falling splat to the ground. huhuu...

shob shob :

yes, yes, i will tell. sabar je lah. muahahahahhaha.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

mysara :

hahahahah...yeah, in this case, the evo was the bonus. ;)

kepala angin :

yeah, Evo has been reading the comment page and she said that she's now takut that my readers have high expectations. huhhuhuhu...i told her, tu lah, cakap macam ada guarantee. now make me laugh! huhuhuhu...;P

chocolicious :

hahahah...ada ke orang yang kepala betul yang dating ala hindustan in the gardens? imagine if it was reality. i say, we will then have serious grass stains on our clothes. huhuhuhu...

5:54 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

mamijarum :

hahahahah...i will definitely, green eye! huhuhu ;P

things :

huhuhuhu...well if that's the case, that's a secret plan i will look forward to. huhuhu...

elina aka elmo :

"tantalising promises". oooo love it when you write dirty. MUAHAHAHAH...just kidding. ;)

5:58 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

neo :

what's a copper stud? hahahah...there's a story behind that, but i ain't sharing. huhuhu...

oh god, if she got weed, surely i will definitely laugh uncontrollably (you hear that Evo? you hear that??? heheheheh)

5:59 PM  
Blogger Rostam Effendi said...

Hehehe.... u doing better.... much better.... smile a little ok?

So wanna join the breakfast before fasting? Lets see if GS and Ace are keen, maybe a few more??? And Pesa if he is in KL.

6:33 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

this isn't the first time i've gotten aroused from reading your blog... oh my gawd! what a tease! you've got yourself quite a lady there. how i wish i could pull something like that off.

10:27 PM  
Blogger thingsaboottogetvaryinterestinghear said...

copper stud i guess is one of those awful monikers like 'italian stallion' (italian as in the race, not nationality) and 'brown sugar'.

its just absolutely distasteful.

6:53 AM  
Blogger *Splash* said...

Jamiroquai's back :)

8:58 AM  
Blogger Han said...

She jumps out of a bush and yells "supplies".

I would laugh. Even outside of earshot.

7:47 AM  
Blogger muffin-top said...

hey mud mud, thought of checking you out after so long...

oooo drama drama drama...update us all tau! ;)

9:21 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

rostam :

yeah, feeling a lot better lately. friends have come to ignite my humour back, which was all good.

sure pal, breakfast sounds good. not too early though (a bit liat when it comes to waking up during weekends...)

disco-very :

oh my my, not the first time huh? hahahhaha...aiyooo, now you giving me mental pictures. ;P

things :

oh yes it is.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

waterfall :

heya babe, yeah he is!!! but some of the songs are too way forward for me though. what do you think?

han :

MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! I love that joke!!!

muffin-top :

will do if you give me some of them muffins. ;P

8:45 PM  
Blogger *Splash* said...

Mudcake, well yes that's Jamiroquai for you :) Although as usual I still preferred his older albums. Mariah Carey still takes the cake! I got to see her a few days ago and she looks like BARBIE with bigger boobs! *giggles* But I still love her!

3:39 PM  
Blogger muffin-top said...

i dont think u would want them if u knew the aussie-slang for "muffin-top"... heheh...

8:37 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

waterfalls :

you saw her? wow, at a concert? last year, i did go to her concert in KL, and she really did kick ass. her vocals are still intact. :)

barbie with bigger boobs? Ohh la la... ;P

muffin-top :

hahahaha...and exactly what does muffin top mean???

11:22 PM  
Blogger *Splash* said...

No Mudcake, she was doing her European promotional tours :) Wow you've been to one of her concerts?! Fantastic! I have never been to any of her concerts though, only to N.E.R.D, 50cent,Alicia Keys & the lovely Diana Krall over here so far.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

waterfalls :

you have been to a NERD and 50cent concert??? that's mind blowing! i bet the security was damn tight during 50 cent's. (gosh, envy you to bits).

yeah, i also watched Alicia when she was in town. her performance was hot; her vocals were simmering as always.

glad to know you and i got the same taste in music. ;)

8:56 PM  
Blogger *Splash* said...

Here here Mudcake, here here :) hehe BON WEEKEND!

4:13 PM  

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