Thursday, September 08, 2005

Why? Why? Whyyyy???

Where's the damn time machine?

This morning, I walked into my boss watching porn.

I can never look at him the same way again. Why is it so difficult for me to accept that he is indeed a horny bastard like all of us???

I guess perhaps there's a kid in me who will never believe that his kindergarten teacher, the maid, the imam and the boss ever gets laid.


Blogger Little Ms D said...

and also parents.

6:54 PM  
Blogger 9 said...


7:02 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Walking in between the porn is acceptable. But you will never see the same light if you walk in when he cums.

God, please scoop my eyes out. Please!!!!!!

Then again only porn what.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Sports Freak said...

I'm in agreement with vlad. Its only porn. Don't a large majority of us (guys) watch porn? I watched my first on VHS at around 9 years old so I guess i'm pretty much used to it. :)

7:25 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

some dork here had downloaded porn movies into his hard disk and i found them. the same dork wanted to borrow my pendrive to save those damned movies and transfer it to another computer.

should i or shouldn't i report this matter or should i just go to the pc and delete everything from there?

*evil thought*

7:43 PM  
Blogger Khalil Long said...

i think muddy is gay.

8:37 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

vlad: you always manage to put thing in its proper perspective..

yes, the parents.. i believe that a stork dropped me at the front door.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Boss watching porn? Normal.
Infact, everybody in this office is watching porn.

Heh heh.

9:03 PM  
Blogger chics said...

oh no.

but if your boss i s aldy, perhaps your perception will change.

also, if yoour office happen to have a nice pantry.hehe

9:36 PM  
Blogger Chocolicious said...

Eh, good chance for you to blackmail him into giving you a promotion or something!

"Promote me or I'll report you to the management!"

But then again, if he IS the management, then... sori lah...Hehehe!


9:50 PM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Luckily i've never watch porn in my entire life. Lalalalalalalaa.

11:00 PM  
Blogger dudae_simboyo said...


hahahaha, bad bad boss!! get me a leather whip and i'll whip him, hahahahaha....


11:24 PM  
Blogger anedra said...

especially if the boss looks like a discipline teacher and is so Mr No Nonsense. could be useful when u'r bored in meetings, or when he's angry at you for something (you can use it as blackmail! hehe!). Did he see notice that you saw him at it??

but i agree with foxybabe - everyone in office watches/surfs porn!! everyone.

11:40 PM  
Blogger the jamie said...

I can understand your nightmare buddy. I also suffered from that episode about a year ago. Trauma, OK!

And those days has passed. *phew*

11:48 PM  
Blogger asm@di said...

let's keep the parents out of this. it's bad enuff that we tend to imagine them actually doing it to conceive us, children who later discussed it with online strangers!

dunno la whether anybody watches porn at my office, since the admin practically block kazaa and the like. different with prev. co. though. a colleague actually watched porn on another colleague's pc using winamp, and didn't clean out the playlist. suffice to say we uncovered a whole lot of porn. let's just say his taste is very eclectic.

11:54 PM  
Blogger the kimster said...

Don't be too surprised lah Bro. The trick is to watch porn WITH the Boss.

Now, that's what I call bonding.
He he.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Nick said...

Wait, wait...your boss was looking at porn IN THE OFFICE AND ON COMPANY TIME?!

Blackmail is obviously your only option now.

12:47 AM  
Blogger CherryBakewells said...

wait a minute. while we're at it, was is gay porn or straight?

2:02 AM  
Blogger Faiez Idrus said...

Well, when u catched ur boss watching porn, it's uncomfortable...

but if ur boss catched u watching porn... it's ur ass that get's fired! hahah..

World is so unfair... *sigh*

2:07 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

kepala angin :
But unfortunately I am always in the inappropriate light. Funny, no one ever said I have perspective.

madnessinvain :
You're right bro. Everyone is, willingly or not, exposed to porn. Maybe you did not watch Benny Hill back then.

2:33 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

i used to think that people like seniors, religious people, nice folks, or nerds don't watch porn or becomes horny..

but now i know that it's so NOT true...

2:57 AM  
Blogger annabie said...

eeewww!! hahahaha!! you poor thing! you must be scarred for life! he was doing anything else right?? eeee!!!

3:33 AM  
Blogger Capital B said...

Boss watching porn? I share porn vcds with my boss and colleagues. Sound like I'm another horny bastard too huh. You feel wierd maybe because you caught him right handed.

You'll get over it la!

5:43 AM  
Blogger nais said...

yes yes ask for a raise!

love discovering porn stashed away in someone's computer. they keep it in a file that's in another file that's in another file. to make things more amusing, the name of the file is so different from the others that it's hard to miss.

men and porn, i tell you.. ;)

5:50 AM  
Blogger MamiJarum said...

Muddy! Thanks for dropping by!

Porn? Heck! I think that's natural to surf porn but in the office? Well, As long as you didn't catch him whanking himself while looking at pron, then that's alright!!! Or else, you will be in a very sticky situation!!! Or he will?

7:33 AM  
Blogger silent said...

how? i mean like, did you walk in to see him watch porn on his computer/laptop? or was it like projected onto big screen in the meeting room?

7:48 AM  
Blogger NeoWakko said...

HAHAHA!! projected on big screen.
like, wat if he saved it onto "my pictures" folder...and his screen saver is the one that plays all the pictures in that folder.
have a funny story bout that. i think ill blog it up.

but yo, say my boss is jessica alba and i walked in on her watching porn and catchin her red-handed caressing herself.....that's a different THANG altogether...

11:33 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

little ms d :

ewwwww, don't give me images!!!

hurnain :

i know. ewwwwwww...

vlad :

oh god, if that happened, i would have seriously torched the office building for the serious mental damage that will cause. huhuhu...

ok, yeah, its just porn. but boss exudes professionalism, it never crossed my mind that he had this hobby. its more of the surprise that caught me by surprise...

7:16 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

sports freak :

we all do. in fact, WE ALL DO! (as in, this incident justifies this). huhuhuhu...

babe :

hahahahha...evil kenivel. well, it if was me, i think it is best that i let HR handle this situation. (but then again, my HR are complete loonies). the bad thing about being a whistle blowing is that people know who did it. if you don't mind being the shiny knight, he's downfall is all yours. but, then again, just erasing it will trigger to him that "hey, someone KNOWSSSS."

khalil :

and what if i told you i am a 56 year old russian lady who wets her panties everytime you comment? MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

7:29 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

kepala angin :

you know, i seriously thought babies came out of belly buttons. i mean, it looked like a reasonable passage for a baby to come out (well, the logic of a kid is always mixed with a whooping of imagination...and cartoon facts...ehhehehe).

foxybabe :

no wonder office reports / language are so laced with sexual innuendoes, like In and Out and ASAP. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

chics :

perhaps you are right. ;P that would have not be surprising, but simply inviting...huhuhuhu...

and yes, the pantry is nice. want to come see it? MUAHAHAHAH!

7:36 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

chocolicious :

exactly babe, he is managment! and the thing is, i want to forget about it more than dwell on it. huhuhu...

and yeah, thanks for dropping by! :) (ps: that picture of dripping chocolate is making me crave. huhuhu)

madnessinvain :

dude, are you singing the smurf's tune? Lalaa lalalalaaaa...huhuhuhu...

dudae :

hahahahah...don't man. it will be more traumatic if i found out he is into S&M. MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

anedra :

yeah, he noticed me because i simply zoomed into his office. he wasn't quick enough to close his lap top, so i saw what he was enjoying. muhahahahha...

everybody huh? ;P and yeah, thanks for dropping by, you kinky you.

the jamie :

oh wow, so there is indeed hope for me! muahahahha...thanks for pointing that out. ;P

asmadi :

hahahah...this reminds me of the time when i borrowed my colls laptop. so, when trying to find the document among the files, i found still pics of himself and his girlfriend doing the nakie by the pool. gosh, never expected that accountants are bunch of kinks...

7:55 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

the kimster :

hahahhaha...gotta have to pass that trick man. a board meeting will never be the same. muahahhahaha!!!

nick :

hey, dude, thanks for dropping by! :) blackmail for this ain't my style. i have other plans for this boss. MUAHAHHAHA!!!

cherrybakewells :

well, if you gotta know, it was with a mange trois thing going on, with two french girls that went, "OUI! OUI!"...

7:58 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

faiez :

exactly! but, as everyone pointed out in the comment box, everyone is doing it. i mean, i do as well, but seriously speaking, never thought Mr I-AM-SOPHISTICATED-GENIUS was going to do the same...

and babe, thanks for dropping by! :)

shobshob :

i had a friend who was an anak ustat that borrowed my stashed quite regularly. and this is the friend who prays at the mosque constantly. heheheheh...

annabie :

hey babe, i miss you! :( and no, he wasn't doing anything. if he was, i would have yelled, "the horror! the horror!" on top of my lungs, down the stair well, and into the streets...

8:02 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

capital b(abe) : trade with your boss? who is your boss??? hahaha...that's cool but very strange. if my boss initiated that, i really think that my industry should throw professionalism into the bon fire. huhuhuhu...

nais :

hey nais, how are you? :) and yeah, we men are collectors of these things. my collection expands from the 90's but its safe and tucked at home. bawak kat office tuh untuk apa? hahaha...

secret files. they are great to discover. ;p

mamijarum :

hey, thanks for dropping by! :) and alhamdullilah, he wasn't a wanker. or else, memang i am in one hell of a sticky situation.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

silent :

yeah, its scenario one. early morning. walked in directly to the side of his table with important news. yap yap. caught porn on lap top. boss was struggling to close lap top. stared at me. i paused, and yap yap. and yap yap quickly out of his office.

20 minutes later, he yap yap that he is off to see client. he never does that before. i smiled. he left. end of story.


neo :

if jessica alba was my boss, i would have turned around, locked the doors, closed the blinders, and say, "let's get it on". MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

8:21 PM  
Blogger annabie said...

well hopefully you wont encounter a similar situation with your new boss to come. congrats on the new gig btw. (pinky filled me in). and miss you too babe! keep it real.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

annabie :

bosses are funny little creatures. hahahaha...thanks babe. :) and keep it real? b, since when you got ghetto? ;P

9:10 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

muddy, i didn't have to report to HR or delete the files. i only told the guy that the IT dept can check individual's workstations from remote. and abuse of hak kerajaan boleh membawa kepada tindakan disiplin yang amat menyiksakan.

scared them alright!!! hahahaha

9:13 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

babe :

hahahahah...that was a smart move. i bet the boys in your office are peeing in their pants right now. huhuhu...

8:03 PM  

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