Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Jas-abelle


Step away from the mircophone

For his 30th, Kobis decided to throw himself a birthday party at a karaoke centre in Ampang. So during that ceremonious night, adult egos and dignities were left by the door, as we beria-ria took turns into selecting vocal numbers. Including Jas.

The thing about Jas is that she is sweet. Almost diabetic for Kobis and his friends. “She’s very clingy”. “Very mengada-ada”. “Very very very”. But because she’s indeed their best friend’s love-of-his-life, it was silently understood among each other that these dire opinions about her should never reach Harry’s ears.

This is indeed the code of best friends on spouses. However, like your mother’s vase or your nose, a good rule is always broken by someone exceptional.

On the large television set, a song title by a group called Crystal popped up.

“Cryyssssttalllll???” Ez exclaimed. Everyone looked at each other to find out who was the village idiot that chose the song.

“Best lagu ini.” Apparently, it was Jas.

The second thing about Jas is that she can’t sing for nuts. The sound of cats skinned alive would have been divine compared to what she claims as singing. High notes were screeched. Low notes sounded like Satan. But everyone continued tapping and smiling as if she was the Malaysian Idol.

As Jas continued to yell, an unsuspecting voice surfaced among the noise. “Bestnyyyyyaaaa laguuuu iniiiiiiii!!!!” Apparently, it was Ez.

Ez’s husband pinched her elbow. Besides Harry and Jas, who both were too busy watching the TV, everyone looked at Ez with disbelief. But the moment when we all caught each other’s eyes, we were laughing so loudly inside our heads. Because we all knew that it was the damn truth.

28 Comments:

Blogger teek said...

next time, your friends will ask "jas ikut ke?" b4 doing their rsvp.
your description of Jas and the moment after ezz sarcastically imitating Jas were hilarious!!!

6:28 PM  
Blogger silent said...

"very very very"

your descriptions crack me up!

7:16 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

ahh.. another code revealed..

and i wonder at the inhumane strength that the rest of you possesed to not succumb to the urge to laugh out loud. hehehe..

7:30 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

We do Boyz II Men all the time, even how bad we sounded. But once put in a room with not so close friends, we can't even sing Do Re Mi.

But honestly if it's a Karaoke session, we should not mind how bad the singing is.

Okay I lied, I had alcohol and Nik Aziz sounded like Elvis.

7:49 PM  
Blogger MK said...

ermmm muddy ... by any chance .. any girl by the name fida with u guys karaoke'ing that night?

8:09 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i have this song in my head - kc & the sunshine band, malay version ... menari sama-sama, menari sama-sama (to the tune of that's the way aha aha i like it aha aha).

sheeessshhhh!!!!

9:43 PM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Keh keh keh. Told you we should form all girls pop group.

10:47 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

hahah.
siannye awek tu..
she's soooo clueless of what's goin' on..
pity her lah.

but we do need these kind of people.. life is more fun..entertaining..

12:55 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

i prefer to go karaoke with someone that i'm close with.. pasal kalau tak sedap boleh bagitau terus..

kalau tak rapat sangat kena sopan sikit.. huhuh

3:18 AM  
Blogger Zetty said...

agreed with shobshob. malu laa nak sing your heart (and lungs) out in front of not-so-close-friends. plus, if the choice of songs pun sadis...aiyaksss la kan.

3:46 AM  
Blogger nais said...

hmm.. she did have the guts to sing. 0.5 points for her effort.

5:18 AM  
Blogger Pojan said...

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6:06 AM  
Blogger Pojan said...

hahah..wicked la you guys. And Harry doesnt have an inkling to what you guys feel about his lady?

Anyway, my sister and I sang Nicky Astria's Mengapa song during a karaoke session, we almost made everyone else's gegendang telinga ruptured. ALmost. ahahah. esp. the part with the high notes.ahahahah

6:10 AM  
Blogger Elina said...

why does this remind me of cameron diaz in 'something about mary'?

not everybody who tries to break your nose is exceptional...i know from experience...

7:23 AM  
Blogger KaiserSoze said...

Hahahaha..hillarious. What a good read to reclimatise myself with the blogsphere..

btw..kumpulan Crystal tuh from where wh? tak penah dengar pun..

8:34 PM  
Blogger shobshob said...

kaisersoze, i think kristal is one of the malaysian groups in the late 80s early 90s era...

11:27 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

teeklebone :

hahahha...i know. i actually laughed like a baboon in the office when i thought about it. ez did it so flawlessly, its damn funny. hehehe...

silent :

hehehe. :) hey you, had a really great time at the party. hope you found the cork screw and enjoyed my neopolitan ice cream. ;)

ps - i still have your gift.

kepala angin :

i forgot to include in the post that some of my friends actually left the room, because they couldn't stop laughing. so bad, so bad. huhuhu...

5:27 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

vlad :

end of the road, i'll make love to you, water runs dry...those are damn good songs!

and hahahah...its not the fact that it was just bad singing. i can tolerate bad singing here and there, especially if we just kick it. but you need to be there to understand what we all dealt with. Muahhahaha!!!

mk :

no, sorry, there wasn't a fida. but, hey, is she cute? ;P

babe :

Muahahhahahha!!! after reading your comment, i had that song in my head, even on the way to friday prayers! Sheeshhhhh!!! ;P

5:31 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

madnessinvain :

Hahahhahah...just make sure that Jas never take it as the lead. Hmmm...were can we find a beyonce, huh? huhuhu...

foxybabe :

yeah, i did may come across a tad harsh on the post. but i guess that's the beauty of blogging: your insides speak out, careless the niceties. hehehe...

but yeah, awek tu still clueless. huhuhu...so bad, so bad.

shobshob :

muahhahaha...and this is coming from the MR Kareoke himself! :P

5:34 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

zetty :

hahaha...i totally understand. last year at a minister's open house for raya, my parents coaxed me to sing a song in front of everybody. that moment still gives me a chill...

nais :

hey nais, how have you been? good to see you back in the blog world again. :)

hahahahah...0.5 points for effort. 99.5 points for destroying ear drums. ;P

pojan :

yeah, Harry knows. and the thing is, they recently seperated...

props for singing mengapa babe! thats one tough song.

6:39 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

elina :

hahhahahaah...yeah, tell me about it. by the way, where is the place you went? really beautiful loh. ;P

kaisersoze :

hey sifu!!! you're back!!! welcome back pal, look forward to your writings man. :)

6:44 AM  
Blogger Thai Boxing Girl said...

call me the next time you need a in-house singer for the night of a party ;) charges are reasonable and well worth the pennies ;)

12:52 PM  
Blogger Thai Boxing Girl said...

oh by the way, vlad can be my referee ;)

12:53 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

you want beyonce? you got beyonce!!! just need to work on the hoop routine .. *snigger*

4:48 PM  
Blogger adekmanis said...

kehkehkeh. yeah, your descriptions sure are hilarious

1:07 AM  
Blogger elly said...

one of the reasons why i hate going to karaoke.. all sort of songs with different versions.. end up sakit telingo due to it.... hehehe

1:06 AM  
Blogger disco-very said...

ROTFL
sounds agonizing! kesian you guys.

1:23 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

thai boxing girl :

hey, thanks for dropping by! :) i was pleasantly surprised that the group of sexy girls are reading my blog!!! huhuhu...

Vlad can be your referee. and i can simply watch...;)

chi :

hehhehehehe...you think? ;P

elly :

no worries lah babe. you can sing wherever, whenever you wish. :)

disco-very :

I KNOWWWW. heheeheh...kesian kita. ;P

6:54 PM  

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