Sunday, August 28, 2005

Jas-abelle Month


Get the fuck away from me!!!

I have a bloody migraine. I want to drill my head with this pencil. I want to staple my temples to end this misery.

Last night, my Pa tricked me into judging an amateur singing contest in Subang. There were eight contestants to judge. And all successfully screamed their way through the competition. I swear, if I hear another Ziana Zain wannabe, you will then comprehend why I will be running amok in Merdeka Square with a parang tomorrow.

What's with a whole lotta bad singing this month? God, what are you trying to tell me???

28 Comments:

Blogger Inn said...

Trying to tell u, it's time YOU sing again *lol* adoi!!! when will i get to see u perform la?

8:01 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Inn :

Heya babe, missed you lah! ;P Do you really think that all this bad singing is going to make me WANT to sing again? Babe, sorry to say, but it has an opposite effect...huhuhu...

not sure when i will perform again. maybe when i write a new song, cause i am a tad tired of the old material...

9:21 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

when you do sing, do tell. i'm going to wear a white baby-tee and ask you to sign right across ...

9:21 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

babe :

Hahahahhaha...your comment is giving me ideas babe. Ideas!!! ;P huhuhuhu...

PS: how about sprinkling you Evian? huhuhu...just kidding. ;P

9:26 PM  
Blogger The Yoga Instructor said...

thank god u didn't hear me doing some Siti Nurhaliza numbers at StarKTV BSC last night, until 3 in the morning, on a working Sunday night / Monday morning or another bad singing will be credited into your account :D.

10:42 PM  
Blogger teek said...

should i watch out for newspapers headlines?

"Man ran Merdeka amok"
last nite..blabla..a man armed with parang ran amok..blabla..at Merdeka Square..blabla..wearing nothing but only Jalur Gemilang wrapped around his body bla bla..

:) can i sing now?

11:13 PM  
Blogger 9 said...

no wonder simon's a pain the arse with the contestants. considering what u went through.. who wouldn't?

2:58 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

hahahah must be really tough for anyone normal.. heheh...

3:21 AM  
Blogger Pesa said...

hehehhe...cool down bro!! well at least you're not tone deaf!!I swear I can still remember your 'scene' in your Malaysian Idol days...but I can't really remember any faces from that scene...hehehhe...dasat la muddy!! Anyway...stay sane ok?

p/s: somebody should call your pa to take out all the parang from your place!!

6:14 AM  
Blogger silent said...

yes i found a corkscrew (well a swiss army knife to be exact, those things are like survival kit for armageddon)

and yes i enjoyed your ice cream very much. menambahkan calorie always make me happy :)

i'm sorry though for contributing to jas-abelle month

but i enjoyed your show very much! the coolest b'day present i could get from you *hugs*

7:16 AM  
Blogger Funny Valentine said...

Lets just hope that the noise pollution will encourage rain. At least sedap tidur malam

4:50 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i'm good at creating ideas but execution-wise, well ... evian did you say?

5:41 PM  
Blogger Pojan said...

haha.. what i really want to know is were you honest to these contestants who didn't sing well? U know la, in malaysia most judges for a singing competition always say nice thing instead of the truth. Say like, "persembahan yang baik" or "cubaan yang baik", when they well know that that performance was a crappy one. I was like WTF??! hahah. Having said that, i love simon cowell and paul moss. Harsh critic they may be, but at least they were being honest.

8:39 PM  
Blogger BJ said...

it's just a sign that people are surrounded by friends who convince them that they sound like a star and should humiliate themselves in talent contest. Then they tape it and post it to the end so that every Tom Dick Harry would have watched it.

That's what friends are for!

9:15 PM  
Blogger the kimster said...

Muddy,
Try poking the eyes with a spoon. It is, by far, the most effective way to deal with misery when lousy singers come a-calling.

Singers konon!!! He he :)

11:53 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Hmmm...

heheh. I suck at singing..
But I sing anyways...

Tak suke, tak yah dengar.
HAHAHAHA!
:)

1:07 AM  
Blogger disco-very said...

i haven't even heard you sing yet!*pout*
i've been told you pull off john legend quite well. i want to hear you damnit.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Pantani's 2nd Cousin said...

foxybabe - i would like to hire your singing services. RM50 and u go sing at The SPorts Bar @ Midvalley. Thank u

2:00 AM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Tutup lubang telinga anda dengan menggunakan jari dan nyanyi lalalalalalala (im not listening) lalalalalala.

4:00 AM  
Blogger CherryBakewells said...

God, what are you trying to tell me???--------------so that u know what paul moss, gee latif and roslan aziz have to go through every single year?

4:31 AM  
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5:00 AM  
Blogger Elina said...

maybe God's telling you to appreciate your own singing talents, and be thankful you don't sing like those you had to judge...heh.

7:42 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

yoga :

Arghhhh, you tagged me!!! Hehehe...and yeah, have heard over and below that you can sing girl. when are you going to give me a show? ;)

teeklebone :

hahahah...i seriously made sure that during merdeka eve and merdeka day that i wasn't going to expose myself to any of AF singers. and as expected, i was a happy, happy man. ;P

hurnain :

hey, thanks for dropping by! :) Yeah, i totally understand why now the judges on AI and MI are often really cranky. i seriously think that judging these competition reduces your life span...

6:29 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shobshob :

Yes, yes, King of Kareoke! :P

pesa :

Huhuhuhu...i can't believe i actually went for MI! I seriously malu thinking about it. And i am glad you didn't see me man, or sure i would die one...MUAHAHHAHA!!!

silent :

Babe, I loved your song! Sedap dengar, and yes, your voice sedappppp juga! :) We have to jam again. We have to! :))

6:32 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

funny valentine :

You know what? Noticed how on Merdeka morning, it rained like heavy cats and dogs??? heheheh...bad singing does bring in the rain! Huhuhu...

babe :

Yes, Evian. Unless you wanna try carbonated water...;P

pojan :

Huhuhuhu...unfortunately, we weren't allowed to vocal out our comments. We merely had to rate and scribble our opinions on paper. But I was quite honet and verbose like, "Choose another song. Boringlah!" and "Your high notes sound like jerit". I guess i was harsh, but it was the headache that was commenting...huhuhu...

6:36 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

BJ :

Hahahah...its true! You know how you would painstakingly watch a bad constestant on MI and when the judges said you suck, they would say that their friends/family/cat/dog said that they can sing. What fools. huhuhu...

the kimster :

Huhuhu..a spoon huh? Hmmm, but cannot lah. The only spoons in my office are made with plastic. Huhuhuhu...

foxybabe :

hehehe...you can sing babe, anytime and anywhere you wish to! :)

6:40 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

disco-very :

Heheheh...yeah, i haven't really had the opportunity to sing for you. but heyyyy, i am nothing compared to Mr Zimy! When he sings, i swear, i see rainbows in the sky tiba tiba. when i sing, it's haze and drought. aiyoooo...

theroadie :

Dude, why did you go away???????? Are you hiding in the mid-valley, is that it????

madnessinvain :

tutup telinga pun boleh dengar. sakit dengar orang melalak!!! pening oiiiii...huhuhu...

6:49 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

cherrybakewells :

i totally sympathize for them. kesian diaorang. huhuhu...

elmo :

hahhahaha...do you really think that i should start singing again? suara aku tak lah sedap sangat, but if the higher powers are telling me to sing, that i will...hehhehehe

6:51 PM  

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