Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Who Did It???


Someone scratched my car, Goddamnit!!!

Apparently, someone with a red car did not know how to get out of the parking lot. How did I know it was a red car? By the obvious long red line etched on my car's door! I tried rubbing it with tissue and some spit, but the mark just would not fade. Arrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I angrily drove out of the parking lot today, and stared at all the red cars that passed by me. Which one of you did it? I thought. If there were built-in laser guns in my car, I would have joyeously zapped all of them red cars on Jalan Sultan Ismail into metal ash.

The nerve! I thought. Why did that fool hit and run?


Blogger Inn said...

It wasnt me ;P My caitlyn is brown in color. And the last time, it was also a red car that scratched mine. A red car that even dented her side a bit not to mention scraping 5-inch of paint from my poor caitlyn.

11:36 PM  
Blogger Inn said...

It wasnt me ;P My caitlyn is brown in color. And the last time, it was also a red car that scratched mine. A red car that even dented her side a bit not to mention scraping 5-inch of paint from my poor caitlyn.

11:36 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

hello.. first time here.. kinda like the way u write ur stuff.. i read the whole page till the bottom, u have a flair in the way u write. by the way, read abt ur atok cik in yahya awal.. org jb ka??

11:48 PM  
Blogger KaiserSoze said...

My heart goes out to you man...

Plenty of idiots like that in KL especially those chicks with oversized SUVs..heheheh

12:40 AM  
Blogger K. Light said...

Everyone needs laser guns in their cars. Personally I would like to add a mat-motor-seeking missle as an extra.

1:53 AM  
Blogger Nikola said...

hey there's nothing wrong with chicks driving long as they know how to drive! ;)

i feel your pain muddy. someone dented my car with a shopping trolley when my car was just 6months old. luckily it's a teeny-tiny dent, so not so noticeable. but it sux ass when ppl f*ck up your car like that.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

inn :

wow, your car's a girl. :) caitlyn is a pretty name; used to have a crush on a girl named katelyn back in middle school. hehehe...and what's with red cars scratching other cars? We demand justice!

yanz :

Hey, thanks for dropping by! :) and yeah, thanks for the compliment. It's nothing, really. Just verbal vomit. hehehe...and yeah, my mom's side is from JB. Are you as well?

6:18 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

kaisersoze :

Chicks in large, red SUVs? Hahahah...stuff coming out of dreams, I say. :)

anuar :

Hahahaha...good idea man. I shall be the one to propose that to JPJ. Cheer me on, folks. Cheer me on!

6:23 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

nikola :

a shopping trolley? damn. how can we make a police report with that? shish...yeah, f*cking with someone's car is like f*cking with the do. It's a big hell no! hehehe...

6:39 PM  
Blogger Pantani's 2nd Cousin said...

maybe u pissed off a woman you met at a bar n forgot about it???!!!

6:55 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

yeahhh!!!! im a johorean!! hahaha. org jb.. i go to convent on yahya awal.. thats why its so familiar hahaha.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

theroadie :

on the contrary, i have yet to pick up chicks by the bar. and since i have quit drinking, i have resorted to quiet cafes and restaurants. :)

8:38 PM  
Blogger random-girl said...

are you sure it wasn't some kid with a permanent red crayon?

well. it sure weren't me. i don't own a red crayon.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Yanz :

Oh wow, you went to Convent, cool. My mom, aunts and girl cousins went to the other famous all girls school...what is it again? Anyway, just drop by at my granmas for Raya. You know where it is... :)

Random-girl :

You're cute, babe. ;)

11:17 PM  
Blogger nais said...

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10:07 PM  
Blogger nais said...

try using some of those liquid polish thingamajigs. they usually work and i should know this because ive had uitm bus paint (purple), gate paint (green) on me car *heh*

10:08 PM  
Blogger MarinaDelRey said...

really? u tried to get rid of it with spit? :-) i so feel for ya dude, my right bumper has a few mementoes left by 'hit and runs'.. everytime it happened i was pissed to the max and cursing the hell out of EVERY damn car that passed me by or parked next to me...the ironic thing is it never happens on the left side...hah

9:06 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

nais :

yeah, was contemplating of getting it repainted, but it costs a nuclear bomb! So went to get it polished instead by some mates and the mark vanished a bit. but still, red cars WATCH OUT! hahahaha...

ps - hey, you do casting? how awesome...

Marinadelray :

Yeah, what's frustrating about these hit-and-run situations is that you have absolutely no control over it. But my dad thinks otherwise. When I told him about it, he said "see, siapa suruh park kat situ?" and I'm like "yeah dad, i parked there so someone could scratch it!" Shish...hehehe...

6:09 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

i HATE those mofos! eeeeeediut cheeeeeebai.

3:00 AM  

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