Tuesday, August 22, 2006

It's About To Be A What???


There is a movie about it. There is a song about it. It’s in the papers as well. For some reason, the duel between two females – whether it is just verbal abuse to pulling of hairs, or worse, lawsuits – always seems to keep everyone interested and glued. Because, as dirty as it sounds, everyone loves a girl fight.

I have seen one girl fight in my entire life. And it was bloody interesting. There, in the middle of club, I watched this girl in a skimpy black dress walked through the masses of dancing bodies towards this other girl. Before I could even breathe, they were hitting each other with their handbags, pulling onto each others hair, shouting out puki this and pantat that, and it was vicious! Although the commotion only lasted a minute, it felt like forever before their respective girlfriends pried the fighting duo from each other.

Whoa. Did that just happened?

Violence is never cool, but I do understand where these girls are coming from. When you are extremely angry, your better judgment goes haywire and for some reason, it seems only natural to hit (or bite and pull) to settle the score. It is incredibly animalistic, and I guess our primal beings get unleashed during such tense moments. Roar!!!

But the thing with all physical fights, especially when all the results are simply damaged egos, black eyes and dented foreheads, is to walk away. There is absolutely no reason to revisit. Unless it ends with a show down, it is wise to say it was a fight and that was just it. Move on. Because one girl fight is cool. A repeating girl fight is like get over it biatch.


Blogger pugly said...

Some regard girl fights as amusing, some as exciting, & quite a number as `erotic'.

Me, I think they're downright scary.


Most of the time, they're also downright silly, especially when they're fighting over a man :-) Memalukan kaum saja.

12:23 AM  
Blogger ailin...in aalborg said...

and after bulldozing the other gal, all they can think of is if their hair is in place, or if the fight caused a nail to break.

behaviour like that is such a turn off!

12:43 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

I love girl fights.

Every moment of watching makes you wonder when is one tearing the other clothes off.

Show me the titties honey.

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WWWWMIOwwwwwwwwww I say the miow thing much better in person complete with the claw action !! hahah never been a fight never believe in violence, and as a hold person one said the pen is mightier then the sword ! that was the poster that hung in our upstairs hall when we were growing up. AND pls reply my emails muddy ape ni with full explanation. Wheres bali part 2 hu hu hu !

-Anon the hot and sexy one dont blow my cover - still holding u on this promise to anyone ANYONE except Khalis coz she knows. If not ill have to do the disappearing act like Khaiser Soze.

3:45 AM  

girlfight is never a pretty sight. enough said.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Blabs said...

Gosh, what planet have I been on? I ain't ever seen a girlfight with my own two eyes. And hey, are you sure the fight you saw was between two girls, and not two queens?? Tight black dresses, hitting with handbags, words like "p**i" and "p*nt*t" - sounds like a diva brawl!! :)

9:31 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

hahaha interesting... though never got the chance to watch a girl fight live!

and yeah, it'll be more interesting with all the shouting, throwing things and pulling each others' stuffs.. hmm..

9:43 AM  
Blogger princesswaffzonkle said...

hey, its no fun fighting just by pulling hair ok. we dont have modal lain. we cant mess with each other's faces..ergo no punches allowed. it's an unwritten rule. anyway, we have no idea how to punch. biting and scratching comes naturally tho.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

On a more serious note, I came across few girlfights.

Those nasty one. No hair pulling. No bitch slaps.

Hard knuckle punches.

And my sadist self think it was hot.

7:27 PM  
Blogger 9 said...

they're basically pulling and scrathing b'coz there's no gonads to smash.

ouch! heh. :p

6:29 PM  
Blogger Freak & Geek said...

i thought it's a turn on??


7:28 PM  
Blogger Zetty said...

this entry reminds me if the ongoing Fazura (Gol & Gincu) catfight court case hehehe.

4:03 AM  
Blogger Shareena said...

Hiya boy! I'm in Boston now obviously, just wanted to drop you this update, if you ever wanna know what's going on here, it's on shareenahatta.blogspot.com

take care sweets!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

pugly :

tick tick tick. ;P

ailin :

don't forget about how badly damaged their bags get. kekeke.

vlad :

hahaha unfortunately, there were no bared tities that night. :(

8:13 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

anon :

babe, no worries about blowing covers. ;) i will soonest. right now, am swamped with unnecessary paper work. hum bug!

shah :

ah, a poet in our midst! hurrah! :P

blabs :

hahahah you're right, they do 'sound' like queens, but sorry to say, they were girls-in-action. yummy. kekeke. ;P

8:16 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shobshob :

woit, bila bonus masuk??? kekeke.

princess :

then i guess the movie fight club pompuan version is very lain la. kekeke. sounds very blue. ;)

vlad :

dude, when did that happened?? sounds like a wrestling match in a M&G sale or something. kekeke.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

9 :

but some have said that it hurts when you punch in their tatas, you know? kekeke.

freak and geek :

depends entirely. a bunch of makciks at gets nothing hard. ;P

zetty :

and it is. ;P sadly to say, there's another potential girl fight happening between two actresses. i guess its a trend huh?

8:21 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shareena :

heya babe!!! welcome to the crazy wolrd of blogging! ;) am glad you are writing. so talented lah you ni. kekeke.

8:22 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

that little kitten pic is so wrong yet so appropriate. :P

i agree! i've almost gotten into a girlfight because the woman was being an crazy inconsiderate cow on the dancefloor, but thank god our respective friends pulled us apart before things got nasty. i'm all too familiar with that primal urge to physically get even with someone who has done you wrong, and it's a scary path to take.

2:09 AM  

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