Tuesday, August 23, 2005

A Smelly Starry Affair


Cheap cheap cheap

Aeyya buzzed me via YM to notify how our friend’s brother will be exchanging vows soon to a celebrity. “It’s even in the news,” she typed.

So I searched for the “news” article via the world wide web, found it, and sped read :

“…member of a pop girl’s group is engaged to a luxury car and property businessman…”

“…broken off three times but love prevailed…”

“…just bought a house in Cheras so family from Penang can live with them…”

“…will do wedding at a five-star hotel…”

As much as I have tremendous respect for Brother, I rolled eyes like a Ferris wheel at how much the write up fumed of unnecessary details. I do not question their love (or do I?), but do we really need to know how many times hearts were broken? Or where the swanky house resides? Or that the wedding is catered? Do we, really???

Let’s have some class and not publicize your wedding to save your disappearing career, woman. It’s abusive and it stinks.

This further substantiates my reason for NOT wanting to marry a celebrity. Or a royalty for that matter. (But that’s a different story…)

32 Comments:

Blogger teek said...

muddy,

the "brother" has an older sis -fair girl, name starts with "F"? I could be wrong la..but that 'brother' sure do look familiar.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

teeklebone :

hahahah...i have forgotten what the sister's name is, but yeah! she's really fair and really, really pretty too. And yeah, Brother is quite familiar looking if you were a sure clubber at Barbarrans back-in-the-days, or if you live in Gombak. ;P

PS : yeah, he looks different in the pic. i think he lost weight.

6:49 PM  
Blogger asm@di said...

Oooh, local celeb gossip!

Truth be told I have no idea who's the celeb you're talking about. About the wedding details, to quote a oft-used phrase:

Eh, very der tak perlu!

6:56 PM  
Blogger asm@di said...

Oooh, local celeb gossip!

Truth be told I have no idea who's the celeb you're talking about. About the wedding details, to quote a oft-used phrase:

Eh, very der tak perlu!

6:56 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i'm not a celebrity (in that sense) nor am i a royalty. so got chance aaah?

7:00 PM  
Blogger thinktankgal said...

Oh well Muddy...the scary part is with all these wedding show-off stuff...from what we have seen most of the celebs marriage here (not all ok), the marriage normally last like 3-5 years or probably less...However, if they last longer...well, the wedding investment is worth it. Well, we shall see :-)

7:16 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Sapa? Paper mana nih??

8:32 PM  
Blogger teek said...

haaaa..

I'm not a clubber but yes, i was in one of those Gombak schools. Yea, i think he's HER brother lah.

10:27 PM  
Blogger shell said...

eh.. i'm from Gombak too..
But I guess I am the older generation..
Similar to Babe, I am no celebrity and royalty.. got chance also?

p.s: Babe boleh share tak?

10:33 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

shell, of course we can share. if he wants to be shared, that is.

10:50 PM  
Blogger aeyya said...

muahahaha SickeningPressGossip. i cant believe u rily post this entry
hahhaha GlamsMuddy Glams tats all about the culture...

like it or not,tats how it will be! we love 2read HollywoodStar affair but we felt sickening of MsiaStar affair!!!hahahhaha coz why? more Glams than Talent, more gossip than starValue. watEva .

12:00 AM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Can we form a pop girl's group muddy?

1:27 AM  
Blogger silent said...

sigh. you know i write for a gossip page in a local magazine. *hand solemnly raised* - guilty as charged :(

hey, i write what the editor requests ok? and the editor requests what the sponsors want ok? and the sponsors what what the readers like ok?

ok, still no excuse, but give me some slack...

2:10 AM  
Blogger Sports Freak said...

Muddy - I'm not much into celebs local or international (unless they are sporting celebs)so I have no idea who youre talking about... but Babarran's is like a blast from the past... good times..

2:19 AM  
Blogger The Yoga Instructor said...

Ditto to never marrying a celebrity or royalty (except if proposal comes from ANY cute, tanned, long-haired EPL players).

But this gossip I know.

F from 'the' F brothers (not only from Barbarran days, they can always be seen at Chinoz In The Park every evening) and F from the 'the' girlband (well, there are boybands, this is very-the girlband, ok?).

6:38 AM  
Blogger Pesa said...

Celebs marriage here are wayyy to overrated....kalau really famous and dua puluh ratus millions worth like Hollywood takpe la jugak.het muddy, talking about saving 'her' dissapearing career, are you sure it's worth saving?hahahha

6:53 AM  
Blogger MK said...

hahaha ... I think its funny whenver an artist bercinta with someone an the journalist tries to hide it .. like .. ermm "Normala bernikah dengan Dato' A" .. hahaha ....

8:40 AM  
Blogger cause i felt like it said...

Hey. I'm a bit curious if I kinda know you from somewhere. We're the same batch in US, if you are 24. I was in Minnesota for my undergrad. Were you in Columbus, Ohio with Sare, Zaiham and Maput?
Again, out of curiosity, is that friend of yours, Feruz? Am I a freak to be this curious?

8:45 AM  
Blogger cause i felt like it said...

Hey. I'm a bit curious if I kinda know you from somewhere. We're the same batch in US, if you are 24. I was in Minnesota for my undergrad. Were you in Columbus, Ohio with Sare, Zaiham and Maput?
Again, out of curiosity, is that friend of yours, Feruz? Am I a freak to be this curious?

8:46 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

yeah agree with mk, tak payah la nak sorok2 nama.. cakap aje terus like all those hollywood tabloids..

i think the wedding for erra/yusry and the "tv3 couple from majalah 3" were so over! siap ader live coverage lagi... hmmm...

9:09 AM  
Blogger muffin-top said...

heya muddy,

interesting blog u got here.. just like my neighbour there - silent- ;) i wouldnt blame much on the paper it just reflects the readers interest and demands..sigh..what a community we live in, eh?

9:16 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

What year it is now? Where do you people come from? How come I don't have a single clue what you all are talking about? God help me.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Elina said...

Ahhhh...but what if Angelina Jolie ditched Brad Pitt and proposed to you??

10:35 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

asmadi :

Muahahahahha...very der. Well, the absolute clue is that she was apart of a girl group under the KRU label. Ring any bells now?

babe :

Babe, you were under my light a long time ago! ;P

thinktankgal :

As i have openly noted in my post, the open display that they broken up three times sends off obvious alarms. Brother, I have respect for you, but oh well, love to a celebrity is definitely blind.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

foxybabe :

hehehehe...let's be detectives, shall we? The obvious clue is that she belonged to a girl group under KRU label. Another clue is that she's an airhead. Muahahahhaha...(yes yes, i am judging...)

teeklebone :

In that case, see you at the wedding. ;P

shell :

Muahahahahhaah...this is the first time in my life beautiful ladies don't mind sharing their meat. I. Must. Be. In. Heaven...;P

babe :

Ladies...please! One at a time! ;P

5:15 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

aeyya :

exactly!!! thanks for highlighting this "news" release to me. It's kind of hilarious actually. hehehehe...;P

madnessinvain :

Form a pop girl's group? For what? heheheh...you conniving little beep. Muahahhahaha...;P PS: My atok wan is going to Turkey in Jan. Yahoo!

silent :

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! I totally forgotten about that. Ok ok ok, i will give you some slack. In fact is, these "unnecessary" details are what sells. However, its ironic how you don't like to hear about it with people you actually know...

5:20 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

sports freak :

Barbarrans were the days! It was the smallest club in Golden Triangle, but it was a class of its own. Until the mat rempit raided the place. Well, anyhow, Barbarrans rock!

yoga :

Hahahhahah...pandai yoga. This is the second post which you mangaged to unearth the actual names and people. The award for the detective of the day goes to you! ;P Championnnn!!!

pesa :

Hahahahahahah...like i said, her career is disappearing. NOW! Muahahahha...jahat oh jahat. ;P

5:26 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

mk :

The whole Normala thing was extremely strategic. She planned and threw the ball at the wrong field, making us thought that she was marrying a royalty. Kesian that pahang king. (wait a minute...let me take that statement back...Muahahhahah!!!)

cause i felt like it :

Hey, thanks for dropping by! :) And yes, I am really 24. Is it hard to believe? heheheh...

Cause, I was in the States a long time ago, when I was 13. Did the whole public school thing as well. But i wasn't in Columbus. I was in another hick town which is (hint) also an historical city in Greece. ;P Ring any bells?

Minessota? Isn't that where the Mall of America is?

shobshob :

Live telecast??? WTF??? Aiyooo, so sad.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

muffin top :

Hey you! ;) You got the point there. But i never really blamed it on the paper. Because in this case, such information were quoted off the singer. and i personally feel like tak payah lah share share all that. Just focus on your marriage, kan bagus?

by the way, suka muffins ke? ;)

vlad :

Dude, if you would have known about this gossip, your coolness points would have dropped tremendously. So no worries, you not knowing gives you an ultimate edge.

elina :

MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAH! How come i am not surprised that you posed me this question? ;) Welcome back elmo, we missed you. ;))

5:37 PM  
Blogger teek said...

ma-dee, how horrible can u be ah? i got no wedding invitation in the near future and now u r making me craving 'nasi orang kawin'. hhmmph!

7:53 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

yeah i don't get that stuff either. that space could be used to highlight a plight for charity somewhere or something like that...

a similar incident happened online 3 years ago, if you didn't catch it... :P

http://www.kakiseni.com/articles/columns/MDI1Ng.html

6:30 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

teeklebone :

oops, sorry! ;P

discovery :

ooooo i caught that one too. but hmmm...atleast she is indeed a decent and HOT celebrity. perhaps there should be an exception to the rule...hehehehe

12:58 AM  

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