Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Testing


Fragrant

During lunch time today, I decided to bond with the new PA by accompanying her to purchase new stocks of tissue at Guardian. After grabbing six boxes of fresh Kleenx and then realising that there was 20 solid minutes left before lunch time was over, she decided to linger by the make-up area. I, on the other hand, decided to capitalize the time by buying much needed toiletries, like a new stick of deo.

Exploring new brands, I picked up a deodorant from Sanex and sniffed its contents. Wow, it's subtle, I thought.

Out of the corner, the new PA popped up and asked, "What are you doing?"

Smelling...

"You sure you want to smell a deodorant labeled TESTER?"

I paused for a second, and quickly cried out Sick! when realising what I have done.

34 Comments:

Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Hey, at least you didn't try it on.

9:20 AM  
Blogger chick arse said...

Hmmm...do you reckon that roll-ons and normal deo sticks work better than the antiperspirants spray ons?
just a thought that has been occasionally boggled my mind. i understand dat deos work by neutralizing the smell of the perspiration mixed with "body dust" while Antiperspirants work by clogging, closing, or blocking the pores with powerful astringents.So,really does anyone out there, like me who do not rely at all on these odor reducing agents?

11:01 AM  
Blogger Nikola said...

ewww, muddy likes the smell of people's pits, ewww!

4:06 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

bottle rocket fire alarm :

Hey pal, thanks for dropping by. :) and yeah, at least i didn't. But how about the others? damn, maxed out gross...

chick arse :

lucky you, but for some unfortunate people like me, need some help to neutralise the end-of-the-day smell oozing from the armpits. heheheh...and i don't recommend antiperspirants because people say that it could lead to cancer (don't know if its true though...)

nikola :

no, i do not! Muahaahahahah...but gross isn't it? Unless its Angelina's...yummy. hehehe...

5:47 PM  
Blogger Pojan said...

You mean there's actually people who would try deodorant on in the shop, in a broad day light??
If you try perfume on, i could understand. Just spray/rub it on your wrist or neck or something. It's easy.
Not to say it's not easy to try deodorant on in public places, but dude, it's just feel weird.

6:11 PM  
Blogger thinktankgal said...

Eooow!

6:33 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

It wasn't me. I swore I did not test rub it.

7:18 PM  
Blogger kiezamy said...

ewwwwwwwww..:P

10:32 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

what a lucky break..hahaha..

11:31 PM  
Blogger shell said...

honestly, i never seen people trying the "tester" on their armpit. unless they did it when no one is looking :). u might be lucky!

2:36 AM  
Blogger annabie said...

haha only you muddy! although it took me a while to get it... i's like "yeah so? it's a tester..." 5 mins later.. ooooohh. sanex sounds like a floor cealning cleaning determeng deterngent detergent

2:50 AM  
Blogger random-girl said...

yeah - i too doubt that anyone has ever actually tested deo on their armpit at the store! but i guess the possibility that some crazy sweaty desperate pot-bellied dude could have is enough to make you cringe.

2:51 AM  
Blogger Inn said...

totally unrelated to ur post, but what's the name of that flower? thanks.

4:08 AM  
Blogger K. Light said...

Dude, eww

4:31 AM  
Blogger Han said...

Pit stop

10:46 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Pojan :

Yeah, i know. I don't think (and hoping in the highest degree) that somebody did not try it on. But to have a deodorant labeled TESTER is just simply gross. Perhaps its used to let people smell its contents (like I did), but a TESTER for deodorant logically means its to test it on the pits...hahahha...gross.

Vlad : hahahaha...but if you smell like Sanex, then its definitely you! huhuhuhu....

Think tank girl/Kiezamy/Anuar :

I know! Ewwwwww...and imagined if there were traces of hair on it...Ewwwwwww!!!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Kepala Angin :

If that's lucky, exactly what is a TESTER for feminine wash? Hahhaha...ewwwwww...

Shell :

Hahaha....but yeah, imagined (as Random girl described it) "some crazy sweaty desperate pot-bellied dude" swiping it on his pits? heheheheh...i think i need to get my nose examined. Just in case...huhuhuhu

Random-girl :

Heya babe, what's the status? (Yes yes, I will bug you day in, day out...hahahahahhah)

5:16 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Annabie :

Hahahahah...like five minutes huh? its ok...I understand. Hahahaha...heya babe, miss you much. When you coming back to KL?

Inn :

Oh, its wild Jasmine grown in the Rocky Mountains, Colorado. I love how Jasmine looks like, its white purity is amazing. And the scent is so exotic, it reminds me of Hindu temples, Bali and getaways as well.

Han :

Pit stop. Ewwwwwwww....

5:20 PM  
Blogger annabie said...

yeah i'm gettin slower by the minute! when izana told me she kicked it with you and azimy i's like awww no fair! i miss you guys! not sure when i'll be back, i'll just say sometime this year. but i'm not worthy enough to hang with the shah alam crew riiight? hehe.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Annabie :

hehehe...yeah, had tons of fun with them siblings. But yet to bring Izana out...hmmmm...perhaps this weekend. And news alert: this shah alamite is moving to putrajaya very, very soon...

7:15 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

The scent of Jasmine reminded me of some of the late nights I come home from outing. The problem is there is no Jasmine tree within 100 km radius.

Sigh, you know what it means.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Dade Ghost said...

Kakaka... ok what to smell the tester... I dont think any of the ladies have actually tested it... maybe only smell la....

8:53 PM  
Blogger Dade Ghost said...

Kakaka... ok what to smell the tester... I dont think any of the ladies have actually tested it... maybe only smell la....

8:55 PM  
Blogger Pesa said...

I agree with u dade...i mean seriously...who would apply those tester deo to their pits??Kinda make sense ppl fully utilise tester perfume, but not deo i think...anyway...i've been using anti pers coz deo doesn't work on me...sure can lead to cancer?

9:23 PM  
Blogger the kimster said...

I hope there is no one sick enough out there who actually apply the deo on their armpits la.

Anyway, will be more careful the next time I shop for that stuff! :)

9:35 PM  
Blogger sumpit said...

HAHAHAHAHA....this entry is HILARIOUS!!!!

- errr...i use sanex deo too...

11:50 PM  
Blogger adekmanis said...

I don't think anybody is gross enough to try it on. Sniff yea, but slide no. So I don't think it's such a big deal lah. Everybody else prolly smelled it like you did.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

vlad :

Erm, I think its coming from the Ambi Pur by the table. Huhuhuh...no worries lah, they are actually quite nice. hehehehe...shpookay :P

dade ghost :

yeah, i know. chatted with a friend about it and she said that she thought about it as well recently at Body Shop. apparently, there's a tester for lip balm and she noticed how a gazillion people were sticking their fingers in it and trying it on. its a tad non-hygienic, non?

Peso :

Yeah, that's what some people say, although i haven't seen any documents about it yet. Will do research now...

12:20 AM  
Blogger lilgrass said...

LOL

12:24 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

the kimster :

huhuhuhu...yeah, i really do hope not. But it also raises a thought of buying a pair of shirt during a sale. Noticed how everyone tries it on before you purchased the pair? Ewwww....

Sumpit :

Hey, thanks for dropping by! :) And err...i hope its not you that tried the deo before i smelt it. hehehe...just kidding.

Chi :

Hey babe, where have you been? Been trying to get into your blog a millionth time, but could not go through. *sob sob* what happened? :(

12:30 AM  
Blogger aeyya said...

aiyooo wat happen to u amad?how cum u cant see the TESTEr label? ahaks u rily make ma day!! DC was gr8...how i wish u'r here and we dance&sing along our OrageHappenin DCsong

3:46 AM  
Blogger annabie said...

aw really? that's gon be quite a trek for you to go to work right? yeah you guys should go out and take pinky too i'm sure she'd be up for it. grindin and all haha that was a fun night though!

9:14 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Aeyya :

OHHHHHH ENVY ENVY!!! Can't believe you watched DC without me!!! ARgghhh...damn, how are the girls? Delicious as always? And yeah, their vocals?

Anyway, miss you tons. Come back! ;P

Annabie :

On the contrary, Putrajaya is actually much closer to KL than Shah Alam. Only that the road to KL from P is soooooo boring. Hahahaha...

Oh gosh, still haven't managed to go out with Izana. Guilty guilty...

6:03 PM  
Blogger Inn said...

Yes CHI, Where have u been? *sob!sob!*

6:13 PM  

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