Sunday, June 12, 2005

Go Shorty!


Zeta Bar

It was midnight on a Saturday, and I was fifteen minutes late. With the gift wrapped in silver paper in my left hand, I zoomed to the entrance of Zeta Bar and said, Wani's table. The door bitch (or bastard in this case) scribbled something onto his clipboard, and said, "Come in. You're late."

Bitch.

I walked into the much-talked about club and realised that I must have stepped into a Gucci catalog, because everyone was dressed to the nines. And, glad to say, there wasn't a mat rempit or a hip hopper in sight. Among the beautiful ocean of cigar smoke, cocktail glasses and nude legs, I managed to find the birthday girl, who grabbed me across the floor, and sang into my ear, "I missed you. You're late!"

I missed you too, babe. I said. Happy birthday!

With Amerie's "One Thing" blasting in the background, I shook hands and schmoozed with Wani's closest friends. Knowing that I no longer drank, Wani constantly supplied me with iced Coke, which made me was the happiest man there. As we all danced, shared stories, and drank all night, I realised that one of my buddies was getting it on with a hottie next door.

"You see that?" Teddy asked me.

Oh yes, I see. I replied. Apparently, Waf got lucky as the lady in black typed her number into his Nokia.

"Do you do that?" Teddy asked me.

No, actually I don't. I replied. To think about it, I have never ventured out to accummulate digits in a club. Which is damn strange, to think about it. I mean, isn't Da Club where all the hot girls are dressed to seduce? Where the singles mingle to be attached? Oh God, where have I been???

Because based on my history, where I have met my significant other(s) included :

1. KLCC's LRT station
2. At UNITEN's lounging area
3. A friend's sister
4. Via Friendster
5. On the Federal Highway
6. At Subang's Burger King
7. At Great Eastern Mall...

But never at a club.

32 Comments:

Blogger Dade Ghost said...

Ermmmm.... anywhere also can la.... As long as the babe is hot....
"Naked legs" ermm... it set me picturing other naked part of the body... Whooow down boy down!

8:39 PM  
Blogger mangolisa said...

Mudz,
I always get lucky in clubs but they never become significant at all :P :P :P

10:02 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

wanna know something bizarre? i was at zeta bar with some friends, also to celebrate a friend's bday with some friends ON THE SAME NIGHT. although my friend is NOT wani, i DO know wani, and also more peeps at ur table. perhaps we know each other?? what a small world huh.. though no worries, i ain't gonna reveal ur identity here.. though actually i would love to know who u r!!

10:10 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

ermmm i repeat the same words a few times didn't i? happens a lot when i get excited hee hee. sorry for spamming ;)

10:29 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

via friendster? fuiyoh. gotta try that.

clubs are the worst places to get numbers if you're looking for relationships with substance... don't worry if you think you're missing out on a lot, you're really not! :P

10:42 PM  
Blogger adekmanis said...

friendster? errr much better than myspace i suppose.. hehe.. how about getting one at blogspot this time around :D i'd be glad to help :p

oh yeah.. that. i'm in exile la now. email me at khairiah_r@yahoo.com ok. don't worry i'm not gonna seduce you or anything like that hehe

10:48 PM  
Blogger Pesa said...

I wonder what's the best place to get lucky?..:)...LRT muddy? maybe i should recommend you to a fren who need some help at saying hi in such place....

11:37 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

there is such truth in the saying "rezeki datang menggolek". so good luck boy.. hehehe..

11:41 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Clubs, I don't talk to people in the club. I just concentrate drinking.

Zeta Bar is one nicely decorated bar with highly priced alcohol. But what made me not going there again was in one night that I was there, there was at least 5 guns hidden somewhere. Fuck, they should ban bodyguards or rich people with guns in there.

1:30 AM  
Blogger teek said...

so....lrt station works? hmmmm...

ekskius me pesa, wat r u talking about?

*only bloggers can comment? my name will lead to a blank blog coz mine is in blogdrive.

1:46 AM  
Blogger K. Light said...

At the Federal Highway? What did you do, chase down a girl, hollerin for her to pull over? :D

Couple years ago,I was driving from Penang to KL with a buddy and we got bored so I scribbled "CALL ME - 012etcetc" and started looking for cars with eligible ladies in it. :D

No luck though. Must have scared them off for some reason, they kept zooming away.

2:02 AM  
Blogger random-girl said...

i tried to post tadi tapi tak tau what happened. sorry ye kalau double post?

anyway, i was saying that everyone's comments pretty much sums up my thoughts! (recap: on friendster? on the lrt? on the federal highway?)

you don't need the clubs muds!

2:24 AM  
Blogger P. Kay said...

mudsters, i cannot go to the bathroom in ge mall because of you.

(j/k, folks.)

3:16 AM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

try hotel lobbies. (if you're looking for them older mommas).

ps/ thanks for dropping by and i have no idea on the factual truth about cyanide and cress.

3:23 AM  
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7:20 AM  
Blogger Han said...

Good writing Muddy, keep it up.

7:23 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Dade Ghost :

Hahaahah...yeah, one of my favorite female parts would defintely be slender legs. And yes, every other part as well. Huhuhuhu...

Mangolisa :

Its official, you're a babe! And a player too...hehehehe...anyway, how are the clubs over there? Any places you recommend? :))

Yanz :

OH WOW!!! You were there as well? How could I have missed you? And you also know Wani and the peeps there? hehehe...can't you tell I am excited??? ;P

It would have been fun if I met you and Mods. And who gives a rats ass about my identity...hehehe...I ain't no secret agent (although that would pretty be cool actually). Next time I am there I will defintely look out for the both of you. :))

5:27 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Disco-very :

Hahahaha...yeah friendster. Gave it a shot once, and amazingly, it went pretty well. :)

And really? I ain't missing much? *Whew* and to think that I almost thought I was a loser...hehehehe...

Chi :

Babe, you're back! Well almost...what do you mean you are in exile? Who banished you from your own blog? Oh wow, what can I do to reverse this, because damn, missed your writing. :(

Pesa :

Hahahahah...yeah, the LRT. And dude, I am not the first who got hooked up via that mode of transportation. All I did was say, "Hey, do you want my seat?" and the rest, as they say, is history... :)

5:33 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Kepala Angin :

Wow, yeah, I so dig that saying. But for some odd reason, when I read that saying, I kept thinking about roasted chicken. Don't know why...;P

Vlad :

Wow, concentrate on your drink. You sound like a very, very serious drinker. :)

And WTF? Guns in the club? What is this...Hilton' Ghetto? That is just insane. But question : how did you know there were guns in the first place? especially when the guns were hidden?

Teeklebone :

hahahaha...don't know if it works, but it worked for me once. I can't guarantee anything, but you should give it a try. You never know, it might work for you as well. ;))

5:39 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Anuar :

Muahahahah...yeah, on the Federal Highway. It was during bulan puasa when the cars were all stuck in the jam, and I was heading home to shah alam. On the way, I managed to catch this Red EVO next to me, and it turned out that this hot chick was driving it. We smiled to each other for hours...until...

It was break time and apparently both of us stopped by at the shell station in PJ. And the rest, as they say it, is history...huhuhuhu...

Random-girl :

Hahahaha...you think? yeah, i just realised that my venues for dating is obscure to some people. but it really ain't (to me at least). hehehe...and excuse me...but isn't someone going to get lucky via blogspot anytime soon? hehehehe...just kidding. ;p

Khaylis :

Whooohooo hush hush!!!!! ;P and sorry if it bring forth images when you step in that mall.

The Babe :

Hey babe, thanks for dropping by! Hotel lobbies? Hahahah...for me, that just sounds really cheesy. And no, I ain't looking for no sugar mama. hehehehe...

And LOL about cyanide and cress. I really did thought that it was true...

Han :

Oh wow! *Gush* Thanks pal! :))

5:48 PM  
Blogger modar said...

you know what? we must've seen each other that night. i lepakked at wanie's table a few times... i know faizal and the tall guy (forgot his name), apai, ziehan & zef...

8:29 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Modd :

Was your table next to ours? And wow, since you know the whole gang, I must have seen you and Yanz, but seriously...can't recall. Damn. Anyway, I was wearing a white shirt, sat in the middle and was drinking Coke all night. hahahaha...yeap, that's me. :)

9:20 PM  
Blogger random-girl said...

me? get lucky? via blogspot? well that depends honey, when are you free? ;)

10:12 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

First two bodyguards wore a big coat. It flashes the gun strap inside. Another two were wearing trackies in a club, resulting in the bulging guns. The last one were an old friend, an uncle who was drunk and told me, "You think they have guns, I also have one" while lifting his left pants and revealed a gun strapped on his ankles.

Maybe I'm paranoid or too observant for my own good.

12:56 AM  
Blogger wingnut/chickquita said...

muddy, ur one heck of a writer and anecdotes compiler. hee hee. nice, i like. but lemme reiterate like everyone else oso : the federal highway? how wei? how? :P

1:51 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

random-girl :

Hahahahah...I submit to your every command. ;P

Vlad :

Oh wow, thanks for the warning. You never know right? But heck, talk about tight security. For what though? This ain't no Iraq...

Wingnut/Chiquita :

Huhuhuhu...you think? No lah, just an average bloke venting his thoughts on the net. Anyway, if you wanna know the 411 on my Federal Highway experience, read up my response to Anuar...

1:58 AM  
Blogger lissa said...

i would wanna say i know wani too (if this wani is the same wani who i saw went to yanz and modd friend's wedding..*phew*)

knew her like ,..from she was form 5... hehheh

2:55 AM  
Blogger mangolisa said...

Mudz,
nolah now if I want to go clubbing I have to make 3 weeks appointment with the babysitter and my friends LOL and there are no cool clubs here so we have to go to a different city or Germany - they have this really cool club in Straelen where the best DJs perform. But of course the best place to party is Dusseldorf - an hour drive away ;-)

6:07 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Mangolisa :

OOOOOOOO sounds tres tres cool!!! Ok, if I come visit, you must make sure to make that 3 weeks appointment with your babysitter and friends k? yeap, its a deal. ;))

6:42 PM  
Blogger lissa said...

ok.. confirm , ur wani is my wani..

lets just say i have this great instict in me

7:59 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Lissa Karina Lee Abdullah :

heheheh...if your Wani is also this hot babe who studied at UNITEN, then its her. ;))

Instincts. Extremely primal. And sexy...

8:04 PM  
Blogger lissa said...

budak uniten, rumah kat pj, kampung kat batu pahat, ex-assunta....she has always been this hot babe since those days...


tell her her old friend says hi...

9:09 PM  

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