Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Pee You!!!


Slice of humble pie

So let’s get this straight.

You did your undergrad in a good school in the States.
You brought back an American twang with you.
You brag that everyone in the office is so kampong, hence you’re the only one with the style.

Those three things, well, I can tolerate.

But listen here buddy.

Don’t you EVER scream at the cleaners.
Don’t you EVER call your assistants stupid.
Don’t you EVER think that the people at the top don’t deserve to be there.

Just because you studied overseas, have an accent, and claim you got style does not mean you are the shit. In fact, your attitude is what makes you shit.

And surprise, surprise, when I told you these things to your face,
You said, why are you so direct???

Why???

Because I KNOW it took you freaking five years to complete your degree when everyone else did it in four.
Because I KNOW your so-called accent is more hick-ville than Manhattan.
Because I KNOW you did not know what Bally or Zegna was.

So, that’s why! IN YOUR FACE!!!

39 Comments:

Blogger RosiePosie said...

"Apparently, a movement toward a "dignitarian" society where all people are treated with respect is the latest chapter in the long march toward liberty, justice and dignity for all.."

Just an excerpt frm an article I was reading today.

You tell it like it is, Muddy! ;) I would've punched him in the nose! (but then, that would't be very respectful either, would it?) Lol.

9:07 PM  
Anonymous aeyya said...

WohooooOOooo

i know u oso OverTheSea Child but i dunno that ma Amad can be so so Direct Sound Like Nobody Matter ;)

yeah sometimes ppl juz think they so GOD DEMM GREAT which they dun realise how yukkiest wekiest they might turn too...

well so nice to bumm into u last nyte..out of all places McD la kan hahahaha and so funny when a.adi goes like "ey..ahmad kat bwh ngan gf" *pis missin so much the old crazy nyte outing time..take care deary...lets yumchia

9:14 PM  
Blogger princesswaffzonkle said...

aim for the solar plexus dude. some ppl are so self-absorbed.

10:45 PM  
Blogger pugly said...

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11:03 PM  
Blogger Freak & Geek said...

u hit the right spot!

rock on, dude!

11:18 PM  
Blogger Blabs said...

Hahahaha! There are all kinds in this world, aren't there? But I gotta love the feigned act of inquiry, ie why you were being so direct?!! For real or what, mamat ni? Hehehe!

3:05 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

fighting the forces of capitalism and superficiality - GO SUPERMUDDY!

7:58 PM  
Blogger Cosmic_GurL said...

Way to go Muddy!!! I would lurveeee to see the look on his face when u said all that. Priceless! Maybe u shouldve shove some of that humble pie down his throat...

10:09 PM  
Blogger shobshob said...

aiyo sape la yang berangan bagus sangat nie..

1:44 AM  
Blogger 9 said...

if u open the dictionary under 'poyo', u'll see the tosser's pic under it.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9...Salah tu..PROYO (Professional Poyo) would be better would Muddy's nemesis..;p

9:40 PM  
Blogger lin said...

i couldnt agree more..
some people just need to be told..

7:27 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

I wish I was in your shoes. I wanna say that but haven't got the chance...

*there's a trainee where i used to work got that kind of attitude. Tak sempat nak sound, aku dah tukar tempat keja. Heh heheh*

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who Who Who SIAPE? Any Clue(s)???? Cant wait to get back so we can have our harmless mini bitching sessions!

xoxo

5:15 AM  
Blogger the kimster said...

Hmm... This is L70, right?
Wonder who she is. He he

12:59 AM  
Blogger cONfuDdlEd F.Z.M said...

you working somewhere along jln sultan ismail bro? which buildinglah?

2:52 AM  
Anonymous asm@di said...

honey, you tell it like it is and i love it!

some people mmg tak sedar diri. ape, die ingat org kampong tak reti cakap english ke? and no such thing as a job beneath us, it's a matter of willing or not je. god, all that education and that attitude? might as well tak pegi sekolah. jimat duit.

1:03 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

WIsh I could have seen his face when you blasted the guy. Can't tolerate guys like that but I guess I am more of a diplomatic guy.

2:23 AM  
Blogger che'fara said...

hah? Bally oso tatau.zegna pun?

so kampunglah you.

i mean ur fren.

not you muddy.hehe.

4:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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hahahaha, studied in the states and came back with an accent? i studied in the states but i didn't come back with an accent. tens of thousands went to the states and did not come back with a n accent. my biras apent 14, yes, fourteen years, in the uk and he did not come back with an accent, he just got goddamned better english.

el clowno must think that he is god's gift to corporate malaysia huh?

dudaesimboyo

.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Diz said...

Hey there's nothing wrong with having an accent (like me) :P I think it's kind of nice.

6:35 PM  
Blogger BJ said...

i thought you were one of those fellows! hahahahha

10:05 PM  
Anonymous tgb said...

there's nothing worng having accent, but not for bragging! cause you don't need an accent to be clever! anyway, you go dude!!!

2:24 AM  
Blogger Lin said...

yea... u tell em! Giler kurang ajar. Macam la dia sorang balik dari overseas. There is no excuse to be rude to people. Bragging!.... is one trait that I personally cannot tolerate

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont you have it?

7:40 AM  
Blogger RosiePosie said...

where are youuuu? i need my daily dose of good ol' muddyism!

p/s: somehow, something tells me that you're working too hard again. GRRR.

6:23 AM  
Blogger dieselfire said...

Jeebus, some people forgot where they come from, don't they ?

Just because you've got an accent does not mean you're a better person.

Worse still if that person's got an accent but has never left the kampung where they come from and pretend that they've lived in the city all their life.

*eyes rolling*

2:36 AM  
Blogger pugly said...

Muddy, where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...

10:22 PM  
Blogger Ayu Ikhwani said...

Hello.. anybody home?

12:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

farhan the legendary, where are you? your last post was more than 3 months ago. quit blogging already is it??

6:08 AM  
Blogger Jaded-at-26 said...

:) No updates?

11:27 PM  
Blogger Inn said...

ya lor. updates!

3:11 AM  
Blogger Restless said...

Haha! I love this person already. Post more on this interesting specimen (read: Yawn! Yawn!)

6:40 PM  
Blogger Shopper Mom said...

it's now March 22, 2007, Muddy - Happy Birthday!!
u can come out of hiding now already. :)

8:04 PM  
Blogger Ms. Blabs said...

March 22nd is your birthday, Muds?? Happy Birthday!!! Tu es ou?? Miss your writings laaa, yours was one of my favourite blogs!! :(

11:15 AM  
Blogger Leen Ash Burn said...

Some people dont even need to go overseas to acquire a foreign accent. It's called, watching tv heh heh. Happy belated Birthday!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous julia said...

i like to read ur writings...but no more updates??

4:42 AM  
Blogger Ms Nellie said...

Oh gosh..dont know Bally??Perrgghhh..so kampung.

1:02 AM  
Blogger cacah said...

he should be more open minded if he's that "oversea". he wouldn't mind people telling him the truth to his face, well, if he's so "oversea"

2:24 AM  

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