Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Muddy on What's Sexy


Ohlala

Note : Have been incredibly busy with work. Currently powered by andreline. Beginning to scare myself how efficient I can be as well. But, anyhow, been itching to write something on blog. Here's something inspired by a witty column in Details.

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1. I love the look of well-kept skin, especially when you touch it. I think skin that glows and feels like silk is a major turn on. And if it smells like any of those fruity lotions from Body Shop, you will definitely hear me growl.

2. There's something incredibly sexy with women born with long legs. I love the fact that those blessed with these assets are unafraid to show them. Love how my stare will start from their well-pedicured feet and continue upwards. It's like a long journey towards better things.

3. It's downright sexy when a woman claims that she can't cook actually cooks you something. The food is not important. What sizzles right is how she's willing to try something new.

4. I think I naturally repel against women who thinks they are hot. Self-confidence is sexy, but over-indulgence, well, not my type of cupcake. I am more naturally drawn to those that have some little insecurity. It's more natural, more relatable, and that just oozes sexy.

5. And talking about food? Well, I find Thai food explosive. Spicy is key. And yes, anything Mediteranean. The mixture of olives, fresh vegetables, and seafood makes me go ga-ga any day.

6. Yellow or red sport cars are major turn offs. Go black. It's classic and mysterious, which is undeniably sexy.

7. Dark-chocolate music from Sade and Maxwell gets me into the zone everytime.

8. A smile. Especially sincere ones. And if it follows with a laughter, a definte big bonus.

9. When you follow a friend to Ikea and you tell yourself NOT to buy anything, but only hours later finding yourself at the counter holding scented candles or some thing-a-majig in your hands, that's so not sexy. Impulse shopping is a definite no.

10. Impulse holiday, on the other hand, well, that's sexy. Like the one I will be going to next week. ;) Bali, here I come.

28 Comments:

Blogger shobshob said...

hmmmm so many things that make a person sexy.. which makes me wonder, which part of me is sexy for her?

8:29 AM  
Blogger pugly said...

I find a creative man who can write and speak well sexy ...

7:05 PM  
Blogger RosiePosie said...

Impulse shopping may not be sexy, but sometimes a girl just cant help herself, muddy! I love this piece, you sexy thang! Glad to see you're back ;)

7:21 PM  
Blogger Crash Test Mom said...

re #6: then come and meet my sexy Joe Black.. hehe

re #9: impulse shopping is my vice :(

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey..you are into Sade & Maxwell too...Goody..we got something in common!Speaking of music..when will I get to see your Bro on MTV? Has he started the show? Enjoy Bali and becareful ya?! :)

8:47 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Enjoy Bali. Life is too short to worry about other things.

A woman who thinks that they are super hot and look down on average men are not sexy at all. Especially when they roll their eyes if you just gave them a casual smile.

3:08 AM  
Blogger [V]landa said...

i want to have your babies.

3:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are u sure u r not gay?? .. isk

5:56 PM  
Blogger an0nymous-ign0ranus said...

oh mudddddeeeeeee you are sexxxxeeeeeeeee ...

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok here goes : I share the same tots on numbers 3,5,6 and those who know me know that i do number 8 the best !
seems like you have quite a fan club following this piece ... hmmm hmmmmmm

4:19 AM  
Blogger che'fara said...

i cannot cook.seriously.
but i can cook for you ermm let's see, how about ermm..okkay how about, apa ek..ermm okay apa kata..

okay i give up.i cant cook.but i can learn.

so pick me.

11:10 PM  
Blogger marina said...

Intelligence is sexy... *wink wink*

5:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hewwwhewww...

..i wish i could bare my legs with no hesitation..

2:15 AM  
Blogger MDR said...

yep, impulsive shopping can't be helped for a lady..anyway, it's exciting! tak sexy pon takpelah.. i find impulsive cooking fun 2!:-D

10:00 PM  
Blogger realitylane said...

four out of ten, pass atau fail??

11:41 PM  
Blogger NeoWakko said...

damn right!

a wikipedia article on the term "sexy" should definitely link to this blog.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Fiza said...

i really once thot that amber chia was super-duper hot.. that is until she spoke.. haiyooooh... mooo waaaa!

7:43 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

*runs off to buy 20 tubs of Mango body butter from The Body Shop*

*runs back and throws herself at muddy's feet*

TAKE ME! TAKE ME!

*slathers all contents all over naked shivering nubile body*

8:37 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

and i totally agree with 9. quite a disturbing personal experience. lol

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cepat-lah update your blog.....- From : Anon - the hot and sexy one

6:03 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shobshob :

go and find out man. kekeke.

pugly :

i am trying to be that creative man who can write and speak well. Does effort counts? ;P

rosieposie :

hehehe for some reason, a certain post you wrote on chocolate always makes me associate you with those addictive things. ;)

7:31 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shopper mom :

a) joe black is always a cool dude.

b) hahaha no worries. its sexy when you can admit to such things. ;)

nyna:

maxwell and sade are complete gurus in sounds that are completely laidback and sensual. i wish i can make music like them two, but heck, i can't seem to do so. :( oh well. anyways, bali is completely safe, so no worries. :)

vlad :

yeah man, a slight part of me was worried. but when days passed and all i experienced was pure fun, all i can say it, it was damn worth it. can't wait to go again.

7:35 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

ylanda :

hahaha you can, but you have to wait for another two years. ;P

anon :

hahaha what a question to ask.

babe :

babe is sexxxxeeee maxeeeee too. ;P

7:37 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

anon 2 :

hahaha a fanclub huh? nah, i see them more of blog friends instead. the more, the happier. :)

che fara :

hahaha that pick me part is damn cute. ;P

marina :

exactly marina babe. *wink wink* ;)

7:40 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

allyse :

hahaha the peek a boo effect is downright sexy as well. ;P

kaisersoze :

bali was orgasmic. future writings will prove that. kekeke.

black ferarri. did i just drool? kekeke.

marinadelray :

hahahah ok, ok, i guess i shall have no say with the ladies when it comes with impulsive shopping. kekeke yeap, its exciting, but the hole in the wallet is really not, don't you think? ;P

7:44 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

karina :

for you, its a pass. :)

neo :

hahaha that will be flattering. but everybody has their own definition, so the definition is gonna be endless.

9 :

muahahhaa. yeah, amber is sexy. the way she speaks may not be though, but suffice to say, she's trying to improve on her public speaking. lets give her props for effort. :)

7:47 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

discovery :

ooooo better watch out when i see and smell you then. i love mangoes! ;P

hot and sexy one :

update - check. ;)

7:50 PM  
Blogger pugly said...

Muddy, you don't even have to try. You are one :-)

8:13 PM  

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