Thursday, February 16, 2006

No Joke


I don’t know what it is, or whether I am indeed a freak, but when someone has a bad day, my whole psyche just reacts. When I smell a bad-day brewing in someone’s coffee, you can expect me to be that annoying intruder that will repeat, “Are you OK? Are you OK?” You can brush me off. You can push me into the long kang. But, like super glue, I will be steadfast to make you feel better again.

Today, a-bad-day-a-brewing was my colleague.

Are you OK? I asked, with a mug of tea in my hand.

“Yes, yes, I am,” she said.

I wasn’t convinced. Hey, you wanna hear a really bad joke?

She stared at me blankly.

Okay, of all the coins in the world, which one is the darkest?

She stared at me blankly.

50 Cent.

She smiled, which quickly melted into a giggle and then a big laugh. “That is funny.”

You want to hear another bad one?

She nodded her head.

What do you call a sheep with no legs and no head?


A cloud.

She laughed really loud. “That is so stupid.” I smiled back, and walked back to my cubicle. Five minutes later, she stopped by at my desk. “Muddy,” she said, “Thanks for the jokes. Made my day better.”

Mission accomplished!

PS : Know any bad jokes to share? Please do so. Have a fantastic weekend!


Blogger Vlad said...

A boy was caught masturbating by a priest. The priest told him, "Boy, save it for marriage."

Years later, after the altar wedding handled by the same priest, the boy pulls the priest back to his garage and said, "So, now, what do I do with all these?"

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello muddy..

i don't have any jokes to tell but i just want u to know that i love to read your so refreshing..i'm loving it..anyway fyi..i don't know u and obviously u don't know me too..but i just feel that u are a very thoughtful and fun person..i love your writings..i just feel connected..

yay..i can't believe i'm writing to u..can't wait to read your next entry..:D :D

12:58 AM  
Blogger MarinaDelRey said...

ok mud,i definitely know which blog to hop to whenever i'm having a bad day! the blog and its owner sure live up to the's to more bad jokes n laffing matters ;-)

1:13 AM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

I am the Joke!

- Xaviera

1:46 AM  
Blogger che'fara said...

hey first time here. you are a nice guy lah are.yes you are a nice guy.nice guy you are.hehe.
i like ur bad jokes even if its that bad, i really like it.

u take care yah.
much love.

10:25 PM  
Blogger *Splash* said...

awww u schweety mudcake u :)

5:50 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Ey I remember now that I have a bad joke.

Ever heard of John Travolta?

Here meet John Taraotak. *unzip pants*

How come I sense rotten tomatoes coming my way?

8:21 AM  
Blogger mangolisa said...

and then?
and then?


9:16 AM  
Blogger Rostam Effendi said...

Hwy they bro... I noticed your bad jokes are attracting the opposite sex... Ermm better to learn the bad jokes from you! Hehehehe...

6:32 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

vlad :

hahaha that joke reminds me of the blonde who keeps her collection in her mouth to get money from the sperm bank! kekeke...

anon :

wow, such kind words there! :) thanks for dropping by and yeah, have fun reading my mis-adventures! ;)

marinadelray :

hahahha! thanks babe. you know what? a couple of my friends told me that whenever they hear a bad joke, they always remember me, and telling themselves how much i would enjoy it. hahaha...that's how synonymous i am with bad jokes!

4:34 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

babe with a lot of personality :

a friend of mine told me who this xaviera is. and when i found out, i said i gotta go find the book! what's the title of the novel again?

che fara :

wow, thanks for dropping by! :) hahaha yeah, the funny thing is that, even though they are bad, they do make me laugh though. for instance, i really do think that 50 cent joke is funny...kekeke...

splash :

heheheh *giggle giggle giggle* ;)

4:40 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

vlad :

hahaha DUDE!!! that was bad. i seriously don't get it. kekeke...goggled john taraotak, didn't get anything. siapa dia?

mangolisa :

hahahha and then??? ;P

4:43 PM  
Blogger Shopper Mom said...

we need more people like you here. thanks for putting a smile on my face. :)

8:30 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

John No Brainer or John Taraotak is often associated with penis.

Now what should I do with all these rotten tomatoes?

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, call me slow but I still can't get the fifty cent joke.. err, am I the only one here? Can you explain, please :-( I hate it when I can't laugh with the rest

9:52 PM  
Blogger [Is]landa said...

lawak lama: banyak² binatang, binatang ape paling kedekut?

jawapan: kuda.sebab bile dia lari bunyi kedekutkedekutkedekutkedekut.

fave mangkuk,
i dont feel too good.

10:03 PM  
Blogger aalborg said...

Muddy, I don't get it, the 50 cents one.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

shopper mom :

hey thanks for such kind words! :) well, i try to be a jolly good fellow whenever i can. life is too short to be investing it in bad vibes.

vlad :

hahahha oh ok, i get it now. i was like, who's the john dude? kekeke...

rotten tomatoes. hmmm a sour bloddy mary? kekeke

anon and ailin :

50 Cent is a rapper. That joke was to ridicule his absolutely ridiculous name. kekeke...

11:58 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

ylanda :

kekeke...that's funny! eh, how come i have never heard that one before? kekeke...

ooo how come babe? :( demam ke?

12:02 AM  
Blogger Pojan said...

i got one. from my 6 year old cousin.

Banyak banyak binatang, binatang ape yang jual beg?
so we answered buaya la, ular la.

he said, "salah. jawapan die kambing sbb kambing selalu cakap mbekkkk, mbekkk (which could sound like beggg, beggg)


12:13 AM  
Blogger [Is]landa said...

takla, saje je. nak suruh you cheer me up.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Call this deja vu, but it was only yesterday Apeq and Cik Segan both told me the kuda and kambing joke.


1:23 AM  
Blogger The Yoga Instructor said...

I know these sound racist but I thought they are funny:

Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head all the time?
- Because he smells a _ _ _ _ _ and doesn't know which side he is coming from.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
- Because he didn't know he's a _ _ _ _ _ that's why.

So bad of us making a joke out of a talented blind man. Especially when he just passed away last week.

What, you didn't know he died? And how did he?
- He got an accident while driving to the Grammys.

Muddy, please laugh!

8:26 AM  
Anonymous allyse said...

My nephew gave me this:
" apa yg besar sikiiit dari tikus?"

so we answered guinea pig laa,arbok laa, tikus mondok laa and all those mousey-like family that we all knew..

" bapak tikus?" said my bro. but unfortunately, it's still a NO.

" lubang tikus laa.. kan dia besar sikiiit dari tikus. baru laa tikus tu bole masuk umah dia!" damn! the wonder of a 5-year-old boy

5:31 PM  
Blogger Myopia said...

tahahahahhahahaaa. i heard that 50 cent joke once. seeing it in print is even more hilarious.

5:55 PM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Binatang apa telur di tengkuk?

Answer: Kuda kepang.

Ahaaaaa haaaa

7:27 PM  
Blogger said...

i got one.

byk2 binatang,binatang ape yg paling baik?

(burung) belatuk,sebab die bela atuk die.


9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey those are actually quite good lah! let's hope we can hear more at our next yum char session.

tapi bila lar agaknyer yeh? hehe

10:45 PM  
Blogger KaiserSoze said...

Hahaha..let me dig into my big bag of bad jokes..see if I can find any "good" ones..anyway agree with anon..your writings are so "ceria!"

4:35 AM  
Blogger che'fara said...

hehe. i like the one with the belatuk one.dia bela atuk dia.

how cute :)

6:19 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

pojan :

hahahah too cute. i told this joke to my baby brother, and he laughed like a goat after that! kekeke...;P

ylanda :

sure thing babe! ok, gonna tell you my favorite blonde joke :

a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decided to rob a bank. but alas, they tripped over the security system, which brought over the cops. so they ran away, and later found themselves at a dark area where there are empty potato sacks. Each decided to hide in them.

Tiba tiba, the cops sampai and poked each potato sacks. When they hit the brunette's sack, she yelled, "Woof! Woof!". "Oh, its just a dog," the cop said, and moved along. When a cop poked the red head's sack, she said, "Meow! Meow!". "Oh, its just a cat," the cop said, and moved along. When the cop poked the blonde, the blonde yelled, "Potato! Potato!"


vlad :

hahahah...i guess everyone is indulging in bad jokes! Long live bad comedy!!! kekeke

4:23 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

yoga :

hahahha gosh, am laughing at this very disturbing joke babe! and i almost fell off my seat when i really did thought stevie was on his way to bye-bye land. kekeke...

allyse :

heheheh...that is very comel. Pandai your nephew, just like his aunt. ;)

myopia :

hahaha...yeah, i really dig that 50 cent joke. always send me off cracking up!

4:56 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

madnessinvain :

dude, at first i didn't get it. but tiba tiba when i was driving, i understond it and laughed like a monkey! kekeke...could not concentrate on my driving after that. kekeke...

tiena :

hey, thanks for dropping by! and hehehe comey lah that joke. :)

chi :

hey ms shopping spree! ;P yes, we must meet soon. perhaps yoga can do the arrangements? (hint hint yoga! kekekek) ;P

5:08 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

kaisersoze :

kekeke...ceria? really? huhuhu...take that as a compliment. :)

che fara :

hehehe very! ;P

5:10 PM  
Blogger RosiePosie said...

you're a sweetie, Muddy. somehow, something tells me this post is a ploy to get the babes going 'awwww'... well, it worked! ;)

6:37 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

rosie posie :

hahahah well, if telling the world that i am full of bad jokes, and the response is honey, well, i'm liking it! hahaha...

ps : feeling like ice cream after reading your post. ;P

12:33 AM  

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