No Joke
Baaaaaaaad
I don’t know what it is, or whether I am indeed a freak, but when someone has a bad day, my whole psyche just reacts. When I smell a bad-day brewing in someone’s coffee, you can expect me to be that annoying intruder that will repeat, “Are you OK? Are you OK?” You can brush me off. You can push me into the long kang. But, like super glue, I will be steadfast to make you feel better again.
Today, a-bad-day-a-brewing was my colleague.
Are you OK? I asked, with a mug of tea in my hand.
“Yes, yes, I am,” she said.
I wasn’t convinced. Hey, you wanna hear a really bad joke?
She stared at me blankly.
Okay, of all the coins in the world, which one is the darkest?
She stared at me blankly.
50 Cent.
She smiled, which quickly melted into a giggle and then a big laugh. “That is funny.”
You want to hear another bad one?
She nodded her head.
What do you call a sheep with no legs and no head?
“What?”
A cloud.
She laughed really loud. “That is so stupid.” I smiled back, and walked back to my cubicle. Five minutes later, she stopped by at my desk. “Muddy,” she said, “Thanks for the jokes. Made my day better.”
Mission accomplished!
PS : Know any bad jokes to share? Please do so. Have a fantastic weekend!
posted by Muddy at 10:23 PM
31 Comments:
A boy was caught masturbating by a priest. The priest told him, "Boy, save it for marriage."
Years later, after the altar wedding handled by the same priest, the boy pulls the priest back to his garage and said, "So, now, what do I do with all these?"
hello muddy..
i don't have any jokes to tell but i just want u to know that i love to read your blog..it so refreshing..i'm loving it..anyway fyi..i don't know u and obviously u don't know me too..but i just feel that u are a very thoughtful and fun person..i love your writings..i just feel connected..
yay..i can't believe i'm writing to u..can't wait to read your next entry..:D :D
ok mud,i definitely know which blog to hop to whenever i'm having a bad day! the blog and its owner sure live up to the title..here's to more bad jokes n laffing matters ;-)
I am the Joke!
- Xaviera
hey first time here. you are a nice guy lah honey.you are.yes you are a nice guy.nice guy you are.hehe.
i like ur bad jokes even if its that bad, i really like it.
u take care yah.
much love.
Ey I remember now that I have a bad joke.
Ever heard of John Travolta?
Here meet John Taraotak. *unzip pants*
How come I sense rotten tomatoes coming my way?
Vlad,
and then?
and then?
ANDDDD THENNNNNN????
vlad :
hahaha that joke reminds me of the blonde who keeps her collection in her mouth to get money from the sperm bank! kekeke...
anon :
wow, such kind words there! :) thanks for dropping by and yeah, have fun reading my mis-adventures! ;)
marinadelray :
hahahha! thanks babe. you know what? a couple of my friends told me that whenever they hear a bad joke, they always remember me, and telling themselves how much i would enjoy it. hahaha...that's how synonymous i am with bad jokes!
babe with a lot of personality :
a friend of mine told me who this xaviera is. and when i found out, i said i gotta go find the book! what's the title of the novel again?
che fara :
wow, thanks for dropping by! :) hahaha yeah, the funny thing is that, even though they are bad, they do make me laugh though. for instance, i really do think that 50 cent joke is funny...kekeke...
splash :
heheheh *giggle giggle giggle* ;)
vlad :
hahaha DUDE!!! that was bad. i seriously don't get it. kekeke...goggled john taraotak, didn't get anything. siapa dia?
mangolisa :
hahahha and then??? ;P
we need more people like you here. thanks for putting a smile on my face. :)
John No Brainer or John Taraotak is often associated with penis.
Now what should I do with all these rotten tomatoes?
Okay, call me slow but I still can't get the fifty cent joke.. err, am I the only one here? Can you explain, please :-( I hate it when I can't laugh with the rest
lawak lama: banyak² binatang, binatang ape paling kedekut?
jawapan: kuda.sebab bile dia lari bunyi kedekutkedekutkedekutkedekut.
fave mangkuk,
i dont feel too good.
shopper mom :
hey thanks for such kind words! :) well, i try to be a jolly good fellow whenever i can. life is too short to be investing it in bad vibes.
vlad :
hahahha oh ok, i get it now. i was like, who's the john dude? kekeke...
rotten tomatoes. hmmm a sour bloddy mary? kekeke
anon and ailin :
50 Cent is a rapper. That joke was to ridicule his absolutely ridiculous name. kekeke...
ylanda :
kekeke...that's funny! eh, how come i have never heard that one before? kekeke...
ooo how come babe? :( demam ke?
i got one. from my 6 year old cousin.
Banyak banyak binatang, binatang ape yang jual beg?
so we answered buaya la, ular la.
he said, "salah. jawapan die kambing sbb kambing selalu cakap mbekkkk, mbekkk (which could sound like beggg, beggg)
hahahahah.
takla, saje je. nak suruh you cheer me up.
Call this deja vu, but it was only yesterday Apeq and Cik Segan both told me the kuda and kambing joke.
Weird.
I know these sound racist but I thought they are funny:
Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head all the time?
- Because he smells a _ _ _ _ _ and doesn't know which side he is coming from.
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
- Because he didn't know he's a _ _ _ _ _ that's why.
So bad of us making a joke out of a talented blind man. Especially when he just passed away last week.
What, you didn't know he died? And how did he?
- He got an accident while driving to the Grammys.
Muddy, please laugh!
My nephew gave me this:
" apa yg besar sikiiit dari tikus?"
so we answered guinea pig laa,arbok laa, tikus mondok laa and all those mousey-like family that we all knew..
" bapak tikus?" said my bro. but unfortunately, it's still a NO.
" lubang tikus laa.. kan dia besar sikiiit dari tikus. baru laa tikus tu bole masuk umah dia!" damn! the wonder of a 5-year-old boy
Binatang apa telur di tengkuk?
Answer: Kuda kepang.
Ahaaaaa haaaa
i got one.
byk2 binatang,binatang ape yg paling baik?
(burung) belatuk,sebab die bela atuk die.
geddit?geddit?!teehee.
hey those are actually quite good lah! let's hope we can hear more at our next yum char session.
tapi bila lar agaknyer yeh? hehe
hehe. i like the one with the belatuk one.dia bela atuk dia.
how cute :)
pojan :
hahahah too cute. i told this joke to my baby brother, and he laughed like a goat after that! kekeke...;P
ylanda :
sure thing babe! ok, gonna tell you my favorite blonde joke :
a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decided to rob a bank. but alas, they tripped over the security system, which brought over the cops. so they ran away, and later found themselves at a dark area where there are empty potato sacks. Each decided to hide in them.
Tiba tiba, the cops sampai and poked each potato sacks. When they hit the brunette's sack, she yelled, "Woof! Woof!". "Oh, its just a dog," the cop said, and moved along. When a cop poked the red head's sack, she said, "Meow! Meow!". "Oh, its just a cat," the cop said, and moved along. When the cop poked the blonde, the blonde yelled, "Potato! Potato!"
Kekeke....
vlad :
hahahah...i guess everyone is indulging in bad jokes! Long live bad comedy!!! kekeke
yoga :
hahahha gosh, am laughing at this very disturbing joke babe! and i almost fell off my seat when i really did thought stevie was on his way to bye-bye land. kekeke...
allyse :
heheheh...that is very comel. Pandai your nephew, just like his aunt. ;)
myopia :
hahaha...yeah, i really dig that 50 cent joke. always send me off cracking up!
madnessinvain :
dude, at first i didn't get it. but tiba tiba when i was driving, i understond it and laughed like a monkey! kekeke...could not concentrate on my driving after that. kekeke...
tiena :
hey, thanks for dropping by! and hehehe comey lah that joke. :)
chi :
hey ms shopping spree! ;P yes, we must meet soon. perhaps yoga can do the arrangements? (hint hint yoga! kekekek) ;P
kaisersoze :
kekeke...ceria? really? huhuhu...take that as a compliment. :)
che fara :
hehehe very! ;P
you're a sweetie, Muddy. somehow, something tells me this post is a ploy to get the babes going 'awwww'... well, it worked! ;)
rosie posie :
hahahah well, if telling the world that i am full of bad jokes, and the response is honey, well, i'm liking it! hahaha...
ps : feeling like ice cream after reading your post. ;P
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