You're It!
Why can't someone give me this type of tag?
Got tagged by the Sifu himself!!! Got some shoes to fill...hehehe...
The Rules:
1) Write an entry of between 100-200 words which integrates these words once :*
a. I
b. Me
c. Blowjob
d. Grapes
e. Random
f. Power
g. Loneliness
h. Water
i. Robot
j. Blue.
2) Out of the ten (10) words, only two (2) can be substituted with other words.
3) The essay must be logical.
4) Nominate five (5) other victims. My victims are : a. The Kimster, b. Disco-very, c. Mommy in Denmark, d. Shobshob, e. My Bestfriend!
Right after a strenous day at work, my colleague and I went to Starbucks to chill. After indulging several minutes of small talk, Peter lighted up his cigarette and began telling me an interesting event that occured at HR. Apparently, earlier that day, he interviewed this lady who listed blowjobs as her favorite pastime on her resume. “Why is this so?” he asked the lady.
“It’s because I love lemon and grapes,” she responded.
Ok, that was random, Peter thought. At that moment, he knew that he was dealing with a nut, as the lady was wearing bright green sneakers along with her black power suit. Peter continued staring the lady in the eye, and said, “I senced a lot of loneliness in you.”
The lady turned her head to the side, and whispered, “I’m really thirsty. I need water.” But before Peter could call his secretary, the lady stood up and started dancing like a robot!
“What happened next?”
“You see this?” Peter pointed to his left cheek which had a blue imprint of someone’s hand. “This is what happens when you tell a ding dong she can’t dance!”
Word Count : 188
Happy Chinese New Years everyone!!!
posted by Muddy at 9:31 PM
16 Comments:
knock knock... just visiting. :)
hahahahaha damn creative.. the lady that dance like a robot kinda reminds me of a stepford wives gone wrong!
hmmm, u tagged me eh? ape la nak cerita nie..
the best one ive read so far.
bravo, bravo!
nice =)
well done man!! bravo bravo!!! talk about creative writing!!:p
kaisersoze aka sifu :
hahaha...yeah the results are quite funny actually. i just rolled on and typed the story, without any thought on a plot. kekeke...quite surprised it made sence though...kekeke...
and dude, thanks again for the financial advice. i recently bought the azizi ali's book and reading it quite religiously. i had so many aha! moments, and am determined to be more financially wiser and hopefully richer...
visitor :
thanks for visiting but what's with the very virus-like blog identity? kekeke...:P
shobshob :
wei, orang trganu, pergi cepat siapkan that tag!!!
anon :
hehehe...thanks. :)
pesa :
hahhaha...thanks man. can't believe my bullshit can sometimes be funny. :P
sarah :
hey sarah, thanks for dropping by! :) write a book? haiyoh, i pass. too much work lah.
Creative ... i like !
anon 2 :
thank you, thank you very much! :)
heheh! pretty good job! much better than mine, I would say... ;)
she's...
really...
WEIRD!
Farnee!!!
Mudster,
Sudah buat as tagged. Please visit http://the-kimster.blogspot.com/2006/01/mudsters-tag.html
In the immortal words of Ratu Rock Ella:
"I hope you enjoyssssssss"
may :
hey may, thanks for dropping by! :) hahaha...well, yours was more poetic, so you mustn't compare. have a nice weekend!
stellar :
hahaha...yeah, very weird. re-reading it makes me realise how nutty that character is really is! hehehe...and thanks for dropping by! :)
the kimster :
hahaha brader, enjoyssss gilerrrr! (my attempt to sound like a mat rempit...kekeke)
hahaha...cool dude. seen a few of this tag around and urs are one of the best...hahahaha
Hihihihi.
Good one. a good one indeed.
red raven :
wow! thanks man! and thanks for dropping by. :)
madnessinvain :
brother, how are you? and thanks for the compliment. :)
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