Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Lunch at 1.30

Not My Type of Combo

"Hey, I think I scratched your car!"

That was what I heard as I was walking out of the car park at 8 this morning. I swear I felt my blood pressure went completely upstairs, as I found myself turning around, storming towards this Chinese couple and their red Camry.

Where did you scratch my car? I asked, trying to remain really cool.

"There," the Lady in the Short Skirt said, pointing to the passenger's side of my Waja. "But it's no longer there."

That's when I realised it was THEY who scratched my car.

"You got it fixed?" the Man in the Grey Suit asked.

Yeah, I got it fixed, I said, trying to remain really cool still.

"How much?" the Man in the Grey Suit asked, while flashing tons of cash notes in his LV wallet.

I got it fixed for only RM20 bucks, I responded.

That's when the Man in the Grey Suit laughed, and said, "You're too cute. Here's RM200. It's RM20 for the scratch and RM180 for not paying you on time."

At that moment, I stood still, confused that he handed me four crisp fifty notes and that he called me cute.

"By the way," the Lady in the Short Skirt said, "I like what you are wearing. You go the gym?" She lightly touched my shoulder with her fore finger and said, "Nice."


It was 10.30 am, and I was YMing Khaylis of what happened. She typed: "They're swingers, Muddy!"

I always thought that those people only lived in Texas or California. But in KL???

I continued working, but soon got distracted, when the Couple texted me, "Lunch at 1.30. Be there if you can."



Blogger aeyya said...

wow im SHOCK!!!the money part its GR8 *LVwallet must be affordable la kan* but than the GymHandTouch? *oush SCARY...u better be CAREFUL, is she wil be the PerogolBerseri Girl version??? i doubt&wonder

10:36 PM  
Blogger kobis said...

I don't know what swingers mean, but i smell something kinky is smokin' on the air... >;)

10:45 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

wahahahaha that was an entertaining post!!! swingers eii?? god that reminds me of brenda's escapade's in season 1 of six feet under (if u watched it la).


p/s: passion tmrw night?

10:52 PM  
Blogger dudae_simboyo said...


can i know where i should go and get my car scratched and get paid 10x the amount needed to fix it?

"hey, sure scratch my car, i'll take cash please..... ha ha...

some people have all the luck..


11:22 PM  
Blogger wingnut/chickquita said...

shit? shit? imagine what u can do with them!!i mean the girl ehehe. leave the guy at the door.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Inn said...

woah! we HAVE swingers here? in msia? hahahah! what are the odds of my A-list blogger meeting one. heheheh! dude, i bet u are cute. heh.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Sports Freak said...

some guys wish and pray that such luck fall upon them... i'm talking about the 10x profit on your car...

some also dream of what followed suit.. but swingers in M'sia.. why am i not suprised... eventually they would come out coz if you dont come out you can 'swing' i guess..

12:06 AM  
Blogger Pojan said...

haha, bet that the rm180 is some kinda of upfront investment for you-know-what, if you get what i mean.. hahahhaa

12:48 AM  
Blogger mangolisa said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's what you get for being such a exotic fruit ;-)

1:04 AM  
Blogger The Yoga Instructor said...

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1:05 AM  
Blogger thinktankgal said...

oooh laa laa...Muddy.... Swingers Proposal hah??!!! He!he! Chill Dude - Just chill!! :-)

1:07 AM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

that sounds exciting, but only 200 bucks? you should be insulted!!!!

1:23 AM  
Blogger chics said...

hmmm..perhaps they were looking for threesome partner?

1:38 AM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

u should be flattered. bet u r hot looking!!!

Cam cite sex and the city pulak...
masa Miranda nak prove yang die laku utk dipropose oleh swingers... like u..

2:21 AM  
Blogger lissa said...

(babe, threesome tu pasal la derang kata couple tu swingers...)

this felt like a session of CSI, where a couple tuh swingers, pick up girls at a bar, htough instead of paying, the person ends up dead, and muddy dude, i'm sure u don't wanna end up like a CSI take care

too good to be true, in KL huh??? (where have i been all this while?? baru je tinggalkan KL a year..isk)

balik JB holler me up,k

* wey, update update how'd the 1.30 lunch went (kepohchi side of me)

3:38 AM  
Blogger chick arse said...

did u know there was a Harvard's Undergraduate Swingers Club? Who says nerds can't have some fun??? woooHoooo

3:40 AM  
Blogger Miss YY said...

I know few swingers in KL.
BTW - Sometimes, the 'hubby' just want to see the 'wife' with someone else. And sometimes, the wife will bring her other girlfriends too...
Endless possibilities.... :-)

12:17 PM  
Blogger thingsaboottogetvaryinterestinghear said...

until i see pictures of some MMF secks, i call bullshit!!!

2:30 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

err, I think you'll have more fun with those lesbians that angel wanted you to save rather than the swinger.

Coz with the lesbo, it'll be 2 girls against one guy, whereas the swinger, it'll be 2 guys against 1 girl. woohoo..

choose wisely muddy.. hahahah...

7:03 PM  
Blogger teek said...

muddy jambu. hahahahaha..

RM180 blanja me and i'll promise to compliment your shoulders.

*me blogdrive

7:21 PM  
Blogger annabie said...

hahaha!!! dude!! did you go?! that's new man never knew they'd exist in msia. were they your neighbors?!

8:07 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

The swinging 60s aye.

Trust me, they are a lot of swingers in town. ;)

But as for your encounters, you have better make sure that the Man in Grey Suit is not bi. Or you have hell of a sandwich session, with you as the turkey slice of course.

9:09 PM  
Blogger MK said...

so so did u go for lunch or not? what happened?? *kepoh*

1:38 AM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Dude, LA or not, lust is aplenty. If the your lucky star twinkling this month, you'll be feasted with esctasy by the mademoiselle.

Bad move? The Don will roast you to death. Hohoho.

3:03 AM  
Blogger P. Kay said...

you stood up the swingers! shame on you mudsters. after they paid you, and all.....

8:53 AM  
Blogger Han said...

At least, you should go and scratch their cars.

1:17 PM  
Blogger annabie said...

muddy! my girl friends and i got hit on by what we think were swingers last night! it's becoming a trend huh! this couple started walking straight towards us and sat down. and the girl started introducing herself to all of us and asking if we had boyfriends cos her friend (the dude) thinks we be hot. BUT asked my other friend "do you have a girlfriend?" instead! haha i think they were both of their trees man. it was flattering but no thanks haha anyways reminded me of you so yeah! interesting night it was

9:57 PM  
Blogger shobshob said...

wow! swingers in kl? reminds me of those interviews oprah had with swingers..

wah wah you are like one of those few people i know that meet all these interesting people, everywhere..

menarik menarik...

9:43 AM  
Blogger Suara Dasar Hati said...

Bloghopped from Ewok's blog. What a read on Sunday afternoon, I forgo my afternoon siesta! Juicy enough for me to return. Keep on writing! :)

2:09 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

aeyya :

Hahahaha...shocking? Very. But I was more dumbfounded that the Man in the Grey suit gave me banyaknya duit! I kinda felt like it was duit haram, but hey, they DID scratched my car. heheheh...

PerogolBerseri Girl? Wah, ada ke???

kobis :

Muahahahahahah!!! Dude, you commented!!! And yeah, what I experienced cannot compare at all to what YOU have experienced, my friend. Cannot compare. Hahahah!!!

Yanz :

Hey babe, yeah I also watch six feet under. Very deep stuff in that show, and hahahahaha yeah, brenda does sure get herself into the most sexual adventures. I don't think I could do half the things she does. Hehehehe...

And hey, sorry, did not pop up at Passion. I was pushed to watch the AF concert. (Don't ask...heheheh)

dudae_simboyo :

Hey pal, don't worry about it man. Maybe the Man in the Grey suit might go scratch your car as well, pay you RM200 bucks and asks you for a threesome. Hehehehe...if that's lucky, I don't know what lucky means than. hehehehe....:P

5:59 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

wingnut/chickquita :

Imagine what I could do to them? Muahahahah...gosh, I think I can only imagine at the moment. The thought of having a threesome sounds damn tiring lah babe. If they caught me when I was 18, I would have been theirs in a second. hehehehe...

Inn :

Gosh, I wonder the same thing too. I always wonder why this type of shit happens to me. Muahahaha...and me cute? No lah, biasa je lah. Whatever it is, I ain't cuter than you. ;))

Jojo :

Hey pal, to think about it, I am pretty lucky that I made some profit out of the scratch. But the fact that RM200 entails another ordeal, that's just salah lah. hehehe...I ain't no toy boy, that's all I gotta say. Huhuhu...

Pojan :

Hahahahah...I know what you mean. It's loud and clear babe. ;P And an upfront investment? I think they made an upfront loss cause they ain't getting any from this dude. huhuhu...

6:07 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Mangolisa :

Goddess!!! Gosh, being an exotic fruit can be a tad tiring. And scary too. the way, I got the recipe for laksa johor already from my mom (actually, literally BEGGED her). Will post it up soon just for you. :)

thinktankgirl :

Ooo la la, I don't think so. Muahahaha...sorry lah babe, I am not as exciting as you thought I would be. I am more of a twosome type of man. More satisfying that way...hehehehe...

the babe :

Hmmmm to think about it...yeah, murah sangat! RM200 for a one night stand from me sounds too cheap lah. Kalau they gave me RM20,000, maybe kot. Heheheh...good enough to downpayment some stuff I need. Muahahaha...

chics :

yeah, I think so as well, unless they are really, really nice and don't want anything in return (which I doubt it after the whole flirtatious incident).

6:12 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

lissa karina lee abdullah :

Oh gosh, that sounds really scary lah! I watch CSI religiously, and so I remember watching that episode as well. RM200 for sex and murder? Aiyooo, too murah lah...hehehehe...

And no, I didn't go for lunch. If I did, I wouldn't be alive to respond to your comment. Mehehehe...;P

chick arse :

Oh gosh, really? no wonder everybody wants to get into Harvard. Intellectual sex sounds deeply kinky, I say. ;P

miss yy : come I am not surprised that you would know that there are swingers in town? ;P For some reason, I have a feeling you would know the swingers I met as well. They drive a red toyota camry, the guy is a finance manager, and the lady has endless legs (in the PR industry). Ring any bells? ;P

thingsaboutto... : Aiyooo, this is not an adult site. If it was, I would be charging you right now. ;P

6:18 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

kepala angin :

Huhuhuhu...angel and camelia? How would you react if I told you that last saturday, I went on a date with all three of them? Muahahaha...will write about it later. ;P

teeklebone :

Muahahahaha...I am not jambu lah babe. Never was, never will. I am more pineapple. Hehehehe...;P

annabie : got hit on as well?!! Gosh, it is a damn bloody trend. What are these horny people doing? Yeah, its flattering, but then again, to think about it, how would you feel the morning after? as in the "What the fuck have I done?" kind of feeling? I hate that feeling...hahahahha...;P

vlad :

After that comment, I can never eat turkey sandwiches the same way ever again. Muahahaha...thanks pal. Hehehehe...:P

6:23 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

MK :

Hey, thanks for dropping by! :) No, I chickened out lah babe. I thought it was too weird, and it happened wayyyyy too fast. Perhaps I am not as "adventurous" as I used to be...hehehehe...

Madnessinvain :

Dude, "feasted with esctasy by the mademoiselle"? I swear man, where do you come up with all this stuff? And no, the Don will never roast me. Muahahaha...

khaylis :

I ain't no toy boy!!! Muahahahah....

Han :

Go scratch their car? Ok, now imagine what that will entail...huhuhuhuu....

Shobshob :

Sometimes I swear that I attract weirdos in their best element. Hehehehe....hey, can't wait to go to Trg and do nothing!!!

Voice from within :

Hey, thanks for dropping by! :) Afternoon siesta? Sounds so nice right now. heheheh...and thanks for the support for my verbal rubbish. hehehe...

6:33 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

holy cow, WHACK! hope you don't mind me getting sexed up on your behalf...

7:17 PM  
Blogger Pantani's 2nd Cousin said...

u are turning down kinky sex? r u barking mad? do u know this sorta thing doesnt come by when you r in your 30s? do you..aarrrggghhh..

*inhales his ventolin*

9:41 PM  
Blogger Han said...

"Hey, I scratched your car, the least I can do is go down on you"

11:22 PM  
Blogger Dade Ghost said...

Walio... Muddy u must be one "cute" dude....

The money is good, but the lady ok or not???? I mean great sexy looking or not????

12:41 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

disco-very :

Sexed up on my behalf??? Humma humma... ;P

theroadie :

Muahahahaha...perhaps you should go get yourself a car and get it scratched by them couple. Tell me if you are interested. heheheh...

han :

Dude, go get that patent and make it into a car sticker. :)

Dade Ghost :

Muahahaha...mana ada cute? Kiot kot. Heheheh...

And yeah, she was hot. She got this really soft fair skin which I likie. But to do the dirty dancing with her husband? Gosh, I ain't that kinky.

6:25 PM  
Blogger silent said...

OMG. are you serious? so it wasn't a red crayon? damn.

3:04 AM  

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