Sunday, June 26, 2005

No Claws, No Balls

Unleash the Animal in You!

There I was surrounded by familiar faces which I haven't seen for almost a year. Or two years. Even three. It could be regarded as a mini highschool reunion, where many of us laughed, hugged (really hugged) and excitedly asked, "Where have you been?" to each other. Among two crowded tables at the club below Passion, my ex-girlfriend was there as well. I thought she looked really good. (But that's another story...)

After hours of talking, many of us migrated to the open-air dancefloor in the middle of the club. As we started dancing, I realised that one of our friends (let's call her Jane) brought along an actor friend with her. From the way they danced with each other, many came to the senses that something-something was up, and flashed thumbs up or mouthed out "You go girl" to her discreetly behind her project. She beamed gleefully.

But out of nowhere, this tiny girl with leather tube top and the shortest skirt came running to Actor and hugged him. Fair enough I thought, until we all saw how she left her arms around his waist and got Jiggy with it for several, several songs. Our friend kept on dancing besides them, looking puzzled. And this brought upon angry thoughts of Oh no, you didn't... in my head.

Perhaps it was perfect timing because Gwen's Stephani's "Hollerback Girl" blasted in the air. Many of us signaled to Jane to move in and get her man back! But she kept on dancing, brushing it off as if it was okay, when we all know it wasn't. Well, it wasn't for me that is.

I kept on looking at Actor, but he looked at me as if he was helpless. Please dude, I thought, just move along and dance with Jane! But, he didn't and provided me with the helpless look. I almost vomitted.

My ex-girlfriend and I glanced at each other, wanting to help Jane. But alas, to Jane's excitement, that little skank left Actor and paraded to her group of friends, making the Actor moved back to Jane. Seeing it all happened infront of my eyes, I almost vomitted...again.


Blogger Dade Ghost said...

SOme people! Guess these ladies nowadays really got "balls"!

Well what to do, an actor do have lots of fan.... Good luck to your friend.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Wuss actor. Stupid Jane.

8:51 PM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Well, on second thought, maybe Jane's cool. But she should be cool enough to leave the dance floor and the wuss guy. Heh heh.

8:53 PM  
Blogger P. Kay said...

eww, i dont know what the hype is w/ the Actor, he's such a lameass. and Jane should know better. but saturday was fun fun fun! we should do it again soon.

9:18 PM  
Blogger silent said...

i'm sorry to be insensitive and blunt... tapi ala... it's the clubs. biasa lah. (sejak bila you go to the clubs to be respected? it's a meat market, and we all know it, and perhaps - that's why we love it)

p/s: i was at passion on saturday nite too.

9:23 PM  
Blogger nais said...

it was a test! hehe.. but can guys be that helpless?

then again, there are a lot of thick-faced girls around..hmm

9:33 PM  
Blogger Pojan said...

agree with foxybabe. Jane shoulda left the actor on the dance floor and act as if it doesn't matter if he wants to dance with every single lady in the club. And Jane shoulda grabbed someone else to dance with during that time. Oh well, shoulda, coulda, woulda.

10:48 PM  
Blogger yanz said...

i would've wanted to vomit too. but i wouldnt care if she doesnt care. and freakishly, i ALMOST went to poppy too saturday. isk

11:14 PM  
Blogger Pantani's 2nd Cousin said...

tsk tsk tsk... childish.. immature.. youngsters...

u dont get this in Geriatric Central a.k.a Bar Savanh....

11:56 PM  
Blogger kepala_angin said...

wondering why you feel so strongly about it? but then, when i think again, if she is my friend, i would feel very insulted for her too..

may be you should have grapped your friend and do the dirty dancing there and then, and see what would be the actor respond..

12:08 AM  
Blogger shell said...

just one word.. man.. :P.

1:56 AM  
Blogger shobshob said...

i think i have to agree with kepala angin on this case..

if the actor doesn't have any respond, then i guess it's time to leave..

2:49 AM  
Blogger mangolisa said...

yes that kind of Kampung behavious is enough to drive the saner ones of us bullimic!

2:54 AM  
Blogger Zetty said...

Spineless actor...skanky ho. Good luck, Jane.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Han said...

Yeah that was real fun. The Actor should have told Tube-top to hit the road but I'm guessing his heart wasn't in to it. Very Awkward.

7:21 AM  
Blogger Muddy said...

dade ghost :

yeah, i applaud at how well the tube top girl played her game. she knew what she wanted, and got into the zone. but however, it's quite dissapointing at how quickly both Actor and Jane gave up at the obstacle...Love is a vicious game. The better man (or girl) will always win.

oh well, i had a great time though that night. hehehe...

foxybabe :

yeah, Jane is such an awesome friend, and deserves a much, much better guy. i realised that she has this thing with celebrities though...anyhow, leaving Actor and dancing with another guy would have been a more strategic, and dignified move, don't you think?

khaylis :

Lameass is such an understatement lah babe. and yeah, i hope Jane gets it anytime now...anyhow, yeah, thank god we actually moved our asses and went out that night. was really fun fun fun!!! ;P

Confirmed ke Singapore this Sept? I am planning my leaves now...

6:07 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Silent :

I still can't believe i missed you at Passion. But then again, we were mostly at Poppy, so yeah, the club is huge kan? anyway, its interesting how you can't find the right tender meat at the meat market. what irony...

Nais :

Hey babe, how are you? Long time no hear. :)

No lah, how can guys be that helpless? His condition constitutes him as a wuss lah(waahhhhh, so angry mah). Hahahaha...I mean, if you came with another girl, please have the balls to say "sorry, i came with her" to the tube-top. All I can say is that he got no balls! muahhaahaha...

Pojan :

I know Jane is not the type of girl who would confront another. But when someone disrespect you like that, Jane should have finess in telling off the girl, "Look, I think you should move on." But, hey, I guess not everyone can be blunt as we should be sometimes...

6:15 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Yanz :

Were you really almost at Poppy? Muahahah...that would have been awesome if you were. Ok, one day, ok, we all should meet up, and chill. Cool? ;P

Theroadie :

Muahahahah...geriatric centre aka bar savanh? Dude, you finally came to your senses! Heheheh...

No lah, the club is nice. But it's so ridiculously packed with too many old men (muahahha). They should do something lah with the hot woman/male ratio lah...hehehe

kepala angin :

Yeah, i felt insulted for my friend. especially when the tube-top girl made this victory face, which really made her look ugly ( bad so bad). And me doing the dirty dancing? In public? Huhuhu...not anytime soon babe...;P

6:23 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Shell :

Aiyoooo. Not man lah. Please don't generalize based on Actor's actions. Please have faith in some men...huhhuh (merayu here babe...) ;P

Shobshob :

Yeah, I guess so. When its not worth it, move on to the next. :)) And dude, how large is your population now?

Mangolisa :

Muahahahaha!!! LOL! Kampung behaviour? hehehe...i think orang kampung pun ada lagi respect for one another. This is simply a case of NO Claws and NO Balls scenario.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Zetty :

Oh god, that's what I have been looking for...spineless. yeah, that dude is seriously spineless lah. it was obvious he liked the attention, which made me wanna go vomit a feast. hehehehe...

Yeah, I hope that Jane is doing ok with him. I guess I need to talk to her anytime now...

Han :

As another witness, it is confirmed that the situation was awkward and uncalled for. anyway, cool haircut dude! It's like sorta mowhawk look, gives you an edge. :)

6:40 PM  
Blogger thinktankgal said...

I think I am getting too old for the club action :) Anyways, it's good to get into the groove once in a while! Err, that actor and Jane - very the drama la....He!he!

6:54 PM  
Blogger Vlad said...

Going into inside of Bar Savanh is like going through jungles pack with VCs. The bar outside, however is bliss.

Evertyhing is a competition aye nowadays.

7:48 PM  
Blogger A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

your friend should have thrown a tantrum right there and then, and send the message out, loud and clear: don't mess with my man (even if there's nothng serious going on).

that's what i would have done (but then again, i'm not the one on the dance floor).

10:11 PM  
Blogger madnessinvain said...

Dude, returning you a visit.

That actor might be thinking, "Hey, im a very popular prick". The bitch in leather tube top might be thinking "Hey, im a bitchass who even an actor cant help it". A combo of egos from two different species. Voila!

Pardon moi language. Cheers mate.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Beachbabe said...


11:58 PM  
Blogger Frankensteina said...

Drama he he :)

Though I think Jane's cool for keeping her cool like that.

12:27 AM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

YEah! Living the wuss actor and dance with another guy would be awesome. But, if im Jane I couldn't care less. I mean, men are weird. If you care much for them, they'll said we're clingy and started to avoiding. If we don't care, they become pushy and posessive. I dont get men. I stop trying to understand 'em.

Unless, if you could enlighten me. Hehehe.

1:11 AM  
Blogger Foxybabe said...

Oppss, i meant leaving. typo.

1:11 AM  
Blogger Pojan said...

hahaha.. all this time, men are saying they can't understand women and now women are saying they don't understand men. IMHO, I think women are much more complex human beings compare to men. Men are simple. They usually mean the things that they say. Calling a spade, a spade. And if he doesn't say anything, it's because he doesn't want to complicate things. He'd rather chew his arm off than telling some nice, hopeful girls that he's not into her. Which in this case, i think the Actor felt that way. Anyway, there's no straight guy who doesn't welcome attention from any sexy girl. Ego booster.

2:44 AM  
Blogger Vlad said...

When the subject are a male and a female individual. The discussion always lean towards gender bashing.

Sigh. Why? Can't you accept the fact that the actor is the actor, the sexy girl is the sexy girl. Plus Jane is being Jane.

LOL always must bash everybody and generalize.

6:18 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Thinktankgirl :

Yeah, I seriously thought I am getting old too for clubbing. But once in while, dancing and chilling at a club with a group of really close friends its damn fun! it's like reliving your college days, which is simply down-right awesome...;P

vlad :

Muahahahahaha...I so agree. The bar outside is pretty nift. That's where you can review you goes in and out. Very strategic vlad...;P

And yeah, "The Boy Is Mine" should have been the theme that night...huhhuhu...

The Babe :

Muahahah...thrown a tantrum huh? That would have been pure drama! What I would wished that Jane would have done was to tap the girl on the shoulder and say, "He came with me" and with finess start dancing with Actor. Classy.

Btw, really dig that song "Don't Mess with My Man" by Lucy Pearl...

7:35 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Madnessinvain :

Hey dude, thanks for returning the visit! :) Anyway, you're right. There was simply two egos, and they bonded. Since you put it that way, I seriously think that I need to tell Jane what I think of Actor...

Beachbabe :

Drama on TV1 babe! ;P

Frankenstaina :

You're quite right actually. I don't think Actor deserves any sort of emotion (or tantrums for that matter) from Jane. She deserves better.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Muddy said...

Foxybabe : don't understand men? I think to understand a whole population of men, or even women, can create serious damage to the brain for any gender. The trick is to not generalise and just simply understand that person.

Pojan :

Yeah, no straight guy can resist a sexy girl. but a decent guy can always move aside and dance with the girl he came with earlier, right? ;P

Vlad :

Huhuhuhu...a feast of egos. and gender bashing. sounds like the environment in clubs. Huhuhuhu....

8:15 PM  
Blogger shobshob said...

hahah... hasn't play it for quite some time now... melekat kat internet ajer.. :)

7:22 AM  

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